Eron the Relentless' Super Adventure of niftyness! (name?)

[Supermouse]

one day, everything was just Hunky Dory. nothing happened, and everybody was happy. Yup. But the NEXT day, something happened to make things interesting...

Urza was just 'Walking along, when he came across a strange man underneath a bridge. the strange man said, "Hey, I'm a Strange man living under a bridge!"

"who ARE you?" asked Urza.

"Eron the Relentless! Of course I'm Eron the Relentless! I've Always been Eron the Relentless! Thats Me! Eron the Relentless!"

"Can I get by? I just want to Walk across this bridge."

"NOPE! Private Property! I live here!"

How would this battle of wits turn out????

[Eron the Relentless]

Urza didn't like to waste time, so he shouted, "Let me pass now or I use my secret weapon!"
Since Eron was immortal he said, "Bring it on, you can't kill me!"
Urza casted a kickered Urza's Rage, but Eron...

[Supermouse]

Leapt out of the way!

"Phew!" said Eron. but he landed on a Rock, and it dealt him 2 damage so he Regenerated.

"Dang You!" Urza Shouted. Being out of Rages, Urza decided to cast...

[Eron the Relentless]

...Incinerate! The one spell that can destroy Eron! Things looked hopeless, until ___ arrived and casted....

[Supermouse]

Hannah Arrived and cast...

Healing Salve!

"Don't attack random Hobos, Urza! Remember your 12 step program? your trying to recover from things like this!"

"right... I know, I know... Don't cast Urza's Rage on defensless Hobos... " Replied Urza.

"Hey! Erons my Friend, and he's no defensless Hobo!" Cried Supermouse, arriving on the scene. "Eat THIS!"

Supermouse threw a Rock at Urza. Urza caught the Rock, cracked it in half, and swallowed it.

"OH ****!" Cried Supermouse.

[Eron the Relentless]

Eron screamed at Urza, "That's it, I'm sending my Phyrexian Dreadnought after you!" Urza was a planeswalker, but a Dreadnought seemed pretty tough. Eron, Hannah, and Supermouse hid as Urza and the Dreadnought battled it out. Suddenly...

[Supermouse]

The combined wieght of Urza and the Dreadnought (Urza had been gaining wieght recently...) caused the Ground to bottom out!

"HA! Eat THAT!" Said Supermouse. "Wait no! I take that back!"

"NO! My Dreadnought!" Yelled Eron, crawling to the edge of the precipice. "What will I do?"

"Ah, you can just smack for 5 every turn!" Replied Supermouse.

"Urza!" Said Hannah. "Well, He's a Planeswalker, he'll be fine."

Then, Urza Planeswalked to the top of the Hole.

"There. your Dreadnought is broke." Urza said. Urza then procceeded to walk across the bridge, then he Planeswalked to Mercadia.

"We have to get my Dreadnought!" said Eron.

[Eron the Relentless]

Coincidentially, Teferi walked by. Since Teferi was a planeswalker, Eron asked him to summon the Phyrexian Dreadnought.
Teferi said, "No! I'm in a hurry! I need to get to the casino, and fast."
Eron stood in front of the bridge and said, "Summon my Dreadnought or you can't cross!"
Teferi phased him out of existance an crossed the bridge. Five minutes later, Eron phased back in. None other than ____ walked by...

[Supermouse]

Supermouse Walked by!

"Hey Eron."

"Stop walking by here! thats annoying!"

"Oh, Fine."

Suddenly, Freyalise 'Walked in.

"Is this Barnum and Baileys Planeswalker Circus, or something?" Said Eron.

Freyalise asked, "Have you seen Teferi? I need to kill him real quick."

"So THATS why he was in such a hurry!"

"Hey, I have a Dreadnought at the bottom of that Hole. if you can Summon it out for me, I'll help you kill him!"

"Sounds good." So Freyalise cast Exhume, and the Dreadnought was back in play!

"now lets go! he has a 5 minute head start on me!"

[Eron the Relentless]

Eron, Supermouse, Hannah, Freyalise, and the Phyrexian Dreadnought pursued Teferi. They met Baron Sengir by the side of the road. Freyalise said, "Hey, what ever happened to you, anyway?"
The Baron replied, "I lost my place as dictator of the Homelands, so now I sell maps."
Supermouse said, "Do you know which way Teferi went? We need to kill him."
The Baron showed told them which way he was heading, and showed them a map to his hideout. Baron Sengir said, "Just three gold coins and this map is yours, and you can kill Teferi."
Nobody had three gold coins on them, so the sold traded Hannah for the map. They were off to Teferi's hideout, when...

[Supermouse]

Teferi beat them to the punch. he appeared in front of them.

"Man, why do you have to go and take the fun out of everyhing?" Asked Freyalise.

"Because, I don't lke you." Responded Teferi.

"Take THIS!" Supermouse Yelled. Supermouse threw a huge safe at Teferi.

"Thanks, I've been looking for one of these."

"Dangit! that was my Best Safe!" Supermouse Threw himself at Teferi. "I am Rodent! Hear me ROAR!!!"

"Hear What? all I hear is cute little kitten mewing in the distance..."

"Don't Pick on my Mouse buddy that way! Phyrexian Dreadnought, I choose YOU!"

The Dreadnought stood front and center. Teferi...

[Eron the Relentless]

....Summoned a Goblin Vandal. The Goblin Vandal jumped on the Phyrexian Dreadnought, and started pulling out wires. The Phyrexian Dreadnought started going out of control, and fell on top of Freyalise. Teferi ran away. Eron and Supermouse pulled Freyalise out from under the Dreadnought. She was pretty hurt, and unable to continue. In memory of Freyalise, Eron and Supermouse continued to pursue Teferi...

[Supermouse]

Supermouse 1GG
Creature - Mouse Legend
Flying
T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
G: Supermouse gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
0/1

"You'll never get away from ME!" Yelled Supermouse. "I'm Super, ya'know!" So Supermouse started to fly, and landed on Teferis head. Eron, having Haste, was very fast, and caught up with Tef easily. NOW The fight Started!

[Eron the Relentless]

Eron, armed with only a small knife, stabbed at Teferi's back. Teferi screamed in pain. It would take more than a backstab to kill Teferi. He summoned a Leviathan, a Polar Kraken, a Thorn Elemental, a Skyshroud Behemoth, and a Draco.
"See if you can kill me now!" yelled Teferi.
Things looked hard for Eron. Could Supermouse save his friend?

[Supermouse]

"OK, I'll see if I can kill you!" Yelled Supermouse. Supermouse started Punching Teferi in the Back of the Head, but, being 0/1, he did nothing. Meanwhile, the many fearsome beasts were closing in on Eron! What could Supermouse Do??? There was only one thing TO do...

"Hey, Fatties! You're FAT! your so fat, smaller creatures orbit around you! Your so fat, your only good pictures are Ariel view! You make Sumo wrestlers look like Gwenyth Paltrow! When you're all done eating, you eat some more! You have Mile Markers! you need a Boomerang to put your belt on! You have 2 Area codes, and a Post Office! When they said "no man is an Island", they weren't talking about you!"

The Enraged Monsters immediatly assualted Supermouse. Supermouse immediatly ran away.

[Eron the Relentless]

Supermouse ran into Teferi's shoe. The outraged monsters jumped on top of Teferi, trying to get Sueprmouse out of his shoe. Teferi was crusher by the weight. Teferi was killed, but Supermouse was in danger. Eron yelled, "Hey look, someone dropped a Black Lotus!" While they were distraced, Supermouse crawled out of the shoe. Supermouse and Eron ran away.
Eron said, "I hope my Dreadnought isn't broken. I'm going to check it out."

[Supermouse]

When they reached the Dreadnought, they looked it over.

"Looks broke to me." Said Supermouse.

"Nah, it only needs some slight repairs. see there? thats just a torn Wire, I can have that fixed in no time." said Eron.

"I had no idea you were so good at Dreadnought Repair!" Exclaimed 'Da Mouse.

"Oh, I''m an expert. Yeah, I remember back in the day, me and Telim'tor ran a Phyrexian Dreadnought Repair shop back on Rath. Ahh, those were the days..." Eron started thinking about the good old days of the Rath Party Dreadnought repair shop...

"NO! I hate flashbacks! don't do that now!" Inturrupted Supermouse.

"Oh, fine. Hey, While we're at it, why don't we go and find the rest of the Rath Party? have a good ol' revival! that would be great!"

"Nah, those wierdos are stupid."

"Oh."

[Eron the Relentless]

"Well if you don't want to go find our homies, let's at least go to Rath and continue the Dreadnought repair shop," said Eron.
Supermouse and Eron walked and walked, but they couldn't remember where the portal to Rath was. Sitting by the side of the road, they found Volrath the Fallen.
"Hey Volrath! We haven't seen you in a while. Can you show us how to get to Rath? I'm going back to my Dreadnought repair shop."

[Supermouse]

Volrath said, "There is no Portal to Rath. the only one here that passes near Rath is in the caves of Koilos, and that goes straight to Phyrexia! you sure you want to go there?"

"I could stand a change of scenery!" said Supermouse.

"Ok, if you really feel like taking that kind of Detour..." Warned Volrath, The Fallen.

"YUP!" Exclaimed Eron. "So which way is this stinkin' cave?"

"Well, I don't have a map, so I guess I can lead you there! and on the way, we can have all sorts of Crazy adventures!"

"Awesome!" Said the three.

[Eron the Relentless]

Volrath led his friends along the path to the Cave of Koilos. He stopped suddenly at an amazing road block. Yawgmoth's Sleeper agents had told him of three adventurers intending to enter Phyrexia. Yawgmoth created a Glacial Wall right in front of the Cave of Koilos!
"What will we do now?" said Supermouse.

[Supermouse]

Man, everything seems to be getting in my way today!

anyway, Volrath the Fallen said, "I know what we're gonna do! Lets hire a Blaster Mage to take this sucka' out!"

So the Trio looked around to try to find a Blaster mage for hire in the area. their breif excursion landed them in the small city of Blastodermia.

"Blastodermia... I think I've heard that name before..." Said Eron.

"Yeah." Said Volrath, "This is the single city in Dominaria with the Highest Blaster mage to people percentage! We should be able to hire one cheap!"

The Three heroes found a Blaster Mage shop fast, but the first thing they noticed about it was the fact that it was a Tent. With a huge hole in the side.

"HEY!" Yelled Supermouse, Unneccasarily. "What do we have to do to get a Glacial Wall SMASHED around here?"

"You Gotta PAY!" Screamed a voice from inside, Unnessacarily.

"Alright! I've had enough Yelling!" said Eron.

"How much?" Asked Volrath, in a much calmer voice.

"2'000!" Said the Voice.

"Woah, isn't that a bit much?"

"2'000 Pennies, all it'll cost ye'!"

"Umm, do we have $20?" Queried Eron.

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

"What's a dollar... wait, what's a penny?" asked 'mouse? "This is Dominaria... Wait, it's Blastodermia"
"Oh, yeah" said Eron. "We use crap for currency back on Ulgrotha, because I am the only good card!"
"Well, I meant in dream Thrush feathers, you nincompoop!" said the Blaster Mage with anger management problems.
"Are they all like that?" Asked Eron
Volrath chimed in (which is rare for an Evincar, because they usually growl) "Why, yes, but never mention it to any of them!"
"Well, you can mention it to them," said Eron "But you'll have to add ~~~Barbecue victim~~~ to your signature.
"Shouldn't we get to finding a few dream thrushes?" Asked Supermouse, and they were up, up, and away, Volrath and Eron flying by clinging to Supermouse's tail.
"Hey where'd Commodore Guff come from?" Asked Volrath.
"Yeah, he is flying next to us" Said Eron.
"Kill the son of a bandersnatch already!" Said_______....
(fill in the blank)

[Supermouse]

The Blaster Mage, who had also grabbed Supermouse's Tail.

"Why Blast Guff?" Asked Supermouse.

"Well, if you won't," Said Volrath, "I Will!"

Volrath proceeded to leap from Supermouses hindquarters, land on Guff, and commenced pummeling.

"OW! I didn't write this in the book!" Exclaimed The Commodore.

"I'm writing a sad ending for your story, Guff!" Yelled Volrath.

"Say, why did you grab Supermouses tail, anyway?" Eron Asked the Blaster Mage.

"I Dunno. Thought I'd... I Dunno."

"Well, thats a good enough reason, I guess."

[Eron the Relentless]

Volrath and Guff fought it out. Volrath, being a master shapeshifter, turned into a machine gun and shot Guff in the head. Volrath jumped back onto the flying Supermouse.
"Why did you want to kill Guff anyway, Volrath," said Supermouse. Volrath responded, "...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

2 things- 1: Volrath is an Evincar...
2: Guff is a Planeswalker!
An annoying one at that, but anyway, Volrath said: After I mowed his lawn, cleaned the lawnmower, painted his house, fixed his brakes, fixed his window, and cleaned out his gutters with only a monkey wrench and my own money when I was a kid, he only gave me....

[Eron the Relentless]

....a kick in the butt!
I remember his words perfectly, he said, "You worked too slow, and you painted my house the wrong color! I'm not paying you anything!"
"From that day on, I have been his worst nemesis," said Volrath.
The three continued their adventure. Up ahead they saw a Dream Thrush. It was no ordinary Dream Thrush, but a....

[Supermouse]

Super Dream Thrush! (didn't see THAT comin'. :rolleyes: )

The Dream Thrush was so Super, because it was incredibly Smart!

"Here, Thrushy Thrushy Thrushy!" Yelled Supermouse.

"Whatta YOU Want?" Replied the Thrush.

"We want some of your feathers!" Said Eron.

"Go away! I'm not in the Giving mood!" Said the Dream thrush, as it started to fly away.

"Oh, well thats it!" Said Volrath. Volrath Shapeshifted into a machine gun, and leapt into Erons Hand. Eron fired away. but the Dream Thrush was so smart, it knew where the bullets were going, and was fast enough to dodge them! Eron just couldn't hit the darn thing! Meanwhile...

"I think I'm slipping!" said the Blaster Mage. But Eron couldn't hear him because of Volraths Recoil, and Supermouses butt was in the way. no one could hear him.

[Eron the Relentless]

While Eron stopped to put another clip in, he heard the begging of the blaster mage. Eron decided to make him a deal.
"You destroy the Glacial Wall, we save you," Eron said.
"Whatever you say, just save me!!!" the mage said.
The blaster mage destroyed the wall, and Eron, Supermouse, and Volrath entered the Cave of Koilos.

[Supermouse]

"Ok, the Portal is that way. I have an appointment in Zhalfir in a couple hours, so I's gotta scram." said Volrath.

"Ahh, can't you stay?" asked Supermouse. We're just going to go to Phyrexia, find a Portal to Rath, and set up a Dreadnought Repair shop! plenty of time!"

"Nope. gotta scram. See Ya' Later, if you survive!" Said Volrath, encouragingly.

[Eron the Relentless]

Supermouse and Eron entered the first sphere of Phyrexia. Upon entering the portal, they saw Tsabo Tavoc, the Phyrexian tour guide. She quickly pulled out a sword and swung it at Supermouse's head. Supermouse said, "Hey! We're only looking for the portal to Rath!!"
Tsabo said, "Oh, seventh sphere, take a left at the scrap heap of Phyrexian Colossuses and go straight until you hit the tourture chamber. After that, go in the portal to your right. Can't miss it.
Little did they know that Tsabo would lead them right to _____. They conintued their journey...

[Supermouse]

Lead them right to THEIR DOOOOOMMMM!!!!

on their way there, Eron took the liberty of repairing some of those Collossi, and reprogramming them. Supermouse enchanted them with Instill energy, just in case they needed to be used more then once.

when they got to THEIR DOOOOOMMMM!!!!, Supermouse said, "Hey! thats not a Portal! Thats...

[Eron the Relentless]

...the front door to Yawgmoth's house! Entering Yawgmoth's house could be THEIR DOOOOOMM!! indeed. Supermouse rang the doorbell to ask for directions.
"Why did you do that?!?!" Eron screamed. "He'll destroy us!"
But there was no answer...
Supermouse and Eron stepped inside, but Yawgmoth wasn't there. They decided to do what anyone would do in a strange house with nobody there. They decided to...

[Supermouse]

Loot!

"Hey, Yawgmoth probably has some sweet stuff! I mean, he can order around his minions to make whatever he wants, hes practically a Billionaire!" Said Eron, as he stuffed a Mettalic set of Earrings in his pocket.

"I dunno, Eron. isn't this against our morals? I always thought that- OOH! he has a Foil Black Lotus!"

So, as the duo began ruthlessly stealing, something surprising happened, something so Shocking, so Unexpected, so Incredible, our readers fell out of their chairs when they read it with their own eyes! That thing was...

[Eron the Relentless]

A party! Yawgmoth's kid was having a party, since his parents left.
"They'll catch us!" Eron yelled.
"But I want to search for foil moxen!" Supermouse pleaded.
Eron sighed, "Oh well, it's worth it for the moxen. I guess we can stick around to pick those up."
Eron and Supermouse were scavenging cards, when....

[Supermouse]

A really drunk Phyrexian found them!

"Wat r U doin *hic* her." asked the Phyrexian.

"WOOOOHOOOO! Wild PARTAY! YEAH!" Said Eron, who knew how to keep his cover.

"BBLLEECCHHH!!!!" Said the Phyrexian. except, he didn't really say it, he... well, you know.

"AAAGGGHHHH!!!!! ITS ON MY TAIL!!! AAAHHH! MY TAIL HAS GLISTENING PUKE ON IT!!!" Said Supermouse, who did NOT know how to keep his cover.

The Music stopped in an efficient manner, and the Parties attention turned to the Non Phyrexian pair, with Puke-Black shoes.

[shivanwurm]

Meanwhile Shivanwurm was upstairs looting said moxen from Yawgmoth's safe.

[Supermouse]

Eron and Mouse didn't know what to do! could ShivanWurm (HINTHINT) Save them???

Probably not, Shivan Wurm is a big wimp.

So Eron the Relentless decided the prudent thing to do, would be...

"HE DID IT!" Eron yelled, pointing at Supermouse.

[shivanwurm]

Just then the celing colapesd due to Shivanwurm's wieght right on to the kegger on the lower floor.

Then said. "What im not doing anything illegal looting upstairs." *moxes drop to floor* "uhh he did it!" points to Supermouse

[Eron the Relentless]

Drunk Phyrexians closed in on Supermouse. Shivanwurm and Eron watching in terror as their mouse friend was punched in the face by a Phyrexian Rager. Eron jumped in front of Supermouse and said, "Don't hurt the mouse! Run Shivanwurm! Run Supermouse!"
The two ran away, leaving Eron stuck inside. It looked hopeless, until....

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

An extremely cool :rolleyes: Phyrexian Scuta walked in. It walked right over to Eron and made a noise like a chainsaw hitting a rock.
"You mean, they're all drunk?" Said Eron.
"RRRRRRRRSSHHHHHHHHHCCCCKKKK" said the Scuta again.
"Great", said Eron.
The Scuta made another noise.
"Ohhh, now I see."
Eron and the Scuta had been talking for at least 10 seconds now, and the other Phyrexians were waiting for the Scuta to kill Eron.
Suddenly, the Scuta and Eron both spun and drew their blades, making walls of dead metal-men. Suddenly, Eron pulled out a...
(I'm on your side...)

[Eron the Relentless]

....Giant Magnet! It pulled the heaps of drunk Phyrexians towards it. Eron ran outside and threw it off a cliff. The Phyrexians, still clinging to the magnet, fell to THEIR DOOOOOMM!!
"Thanks Scuta, I couldn't have done it without your help," Eron said. "Want to come along with us in our trip to Rath?"
Scuta replied, "...

[Supermouse]

"Coitenly! Hyuk Hyuk!"

"Alright! now we have to find Supermouse and Shivanwurm again. where did they go?" said Eron.

"Here, Mousey mousey mousey! Heeeere, Wurmy Wurmy Wurmy!" Said Scuta.

"Thats not gonna work." Responded Eron. "you have to do this:

We have some nice cheese! Mmmm, Swiss, Cheddar, Gouda, Limburgurh... YUM!"

Meanwhile, Supermouse and ShivanWurm were running away. when they stopped to catch their breath, they found that they were in...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

a crowd of Rathi citizens shouting about how a mouse and a wurm that came from the Stronghold (Rath Party) would fall to THEIR DOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Supermouse said "How?"

Shivanwurm said "Why?"

A Strange looking Vec dude said "Huh?"

Urza came out of nowhere and said "No, you idiots, I meant that you would fall to they're doom!" He was pointing to 2 dead people that Supermouse and Shivanwurm had tripped over while running.

'Poor son of a blastoderm, never had a chance" Exclaimed the Scuta, who had snuck up behind the twosome.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHH" screamed the two, unnecesarily.

The Scuta said "Ow, what did you say?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHH" repeated Eron, unnecesarily.

"Oh", said the Scuta. "Carry on, then."

"We were scared" Said Shivanwurm, even though he was a 7/7.

"Nothing here to be scared of" Said the scuta, as he brandished a razor sharp claw and severed Urza's nose.

"Owwie! That hoit" Shreiked Urza "My plandewalkin adilityes ah bleeding oud through my node!"

The Scuta picked up the Might and Weak-stone eyes and implanted them into his brain.

"There" Boomed the Scuta's voice. "Now I am a planeswalker!" Where did you say you wanted to go?"...

[Supermouse]

"Rath!" Said Eron, Supermouse, and ShivanWurm.

"Alright, Grab on!" Said Scuta. Then he Planeswalked.

The Quad-io found themselves on Dominaria, sitting in front of a Melting Glacial wall.

"What? We're back in Dominaria!" Said Supermouse.

"Are you confused, or something?" Asked Eron.

Shivan Wurm sat on the Wall, and it broke.

"Well, how was I supposed to know this was Dominaria, and not Rath? Let me try that again."

Several days later, after landing in Serra's Realm, Shandalar, Kavidar(You were not the Scuta charecter that got smashed in that story), Ulgrotha, and a Strange plane where Merfolk ruled the Earth, the team wound up in...

[Eron the Relentless]

...the forest of Havenwood. They were looking around for food, when they saw a an Elvish Farmer. They asked him for some food, and directions to Rath. The Elvish farmer said, "Rath?! Never heard of it. And you can't have any of my saprolings!"
Shivanwurm, who was used to eating about 400 pounds of food a day, said, "Give me food or I'll...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Shivanwurm didn't have time to finish before the Scuta rabbed them and planeswalked away to....

Supermouse's house??!!!
"What the heck are we doing here?" asked Supermouse.

"Planeswalking, you numbskull!" Said the reanimated nose of Urza.

"AAAHHH!!!" Shouted Shivanwurm.
"A mouse!!!!"

"What?" Asked the nose.

"What?" Asked Supermouse.

"Oh, my gosh!" Said Shivanwurm.
"I thought that you're voice" *points to Supermouse* "Was from him" *points to Eron* "And you're voice *points to Eron again* was the voice in my head!"

"Man, oh, man" Said the Scuta, looking at a Planar road map.
"The direction our group is going is screwed up in a bad way!''

"I think I'll go away now" Said Urza's nose. an it planeswalked away.

After Shivanwurm got over his fear of mice and the shock of what he just realized, he spoke up and asked "What's going on with the map, man?"

The Scuta explained "Oh, There's a detour from Rath, and we're not on it! I tried to go straight there, but got bounced over and over and over, costing some poor sap 9 life!"

"Well, let's try this again" Said Eron, who was somewhat startled at the fact that Shivanwurm thought that he sounded like Supermouse.

"Okay", said Scuta, and they were up, up and away, but they landed in Havenwood in a time warp from seconds before, and then Shivanwurm finished...

[Supermouse]

"...Eat Supermouse! I will!"

"ACK!" Replied Supermouse.

"Heh! That would be funny! I wanna see that!" Replied the farmer.

"Shivan Wurm, you should be ashamed of yourself! how many times have I told you not to eat people?" Scolded Eron.

"I'm Sorry..." Replied Shivan Wurm.

"Right! Now I want food, or Your gonna Get It!" Threatened Supermouse.

"Heh! What YOU gonna Do? Saprolings, ATTACK!!!!!"

Suddenly, a huge Swarm of Saps appeared, and assaulted our Heroes! OH NO!

[Eron the Relentless]

With the swarm of saprolings closing in on them, Shivan Wurm quickly said, "Jump on my back!"
They all got on the huge wurm, and he burrowed into the ground. Shivan Wurm dug until he reached...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

A bigger hole!

"WHOAAAA!!" Yelled the group as they slid and tumbled down the hole, with a horde of saps close behind.

*clink-screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk* went the claws of Scuta as he dug into (no longer "The Scuta", just "Scuta") the walls of the cavern.
Supermouse was holding onto Shivanwurm's tail, who was holding onto Scuta's shell who was holding onto the wall. Eron, who by the way the undead zombie was sweating could stand to lose a few pounds, was hanging for dear life onto Supermouse's tail. Finally, after the Sapro's fell down the hole past them, Scuta said in a constipated voice "Ok, I'm... gonna... let... go....."

[Eron the Relentless]

"No! Don't do it!" yelled Supermouse.
But the Phyrexian Scuta couldn't hold on any longer, so he fell. The four friends held on to each other, expecting to die. Right before they hit the ground, their fall was broken by...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

the fact that the ground shattered before they hit it! The friends plunged onward, expecting to die, when Scuta said "Hey, We'll bounce off of that pole and leap to safety!"
They hit the pole. Snap!

Supermouse piped in "Hey, we'll bounce off of that broad, flat surface down there and be in a lot of pain!"
So they did.
All of them except....

[Eron the Relentless]

...Supermouse! Supermouse flew into the air before crashing. He came down to check out his friends' conditions. Eron had regenerated, and was fine. He looked at Shivan Wurm and Phyrexian Scuta, and saw...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

a mess. Shivanwurm had his tail shoved up Scuta's nose (?) and Scuta had it's left claw in 'Wurm's mouth and his right claw in his stomach. Scuta also broke a nail. (boo, hoo!) Scuta got up, wiped his claw, bandaged the other one, and forcefully removed the tail from his mouth. Shivanwurm was laying in a messy heap. Scuta knelt to help him, but he neglected to realize that after Shivanwurm realized that Scuta had accidentally cut him, he shoved a rock....:D

[Eron the Relentless]

Shivanwurm shoved a rock into Scuta's eye socket. Scuta began to cry, so Shivan Wurm came over and apologized. Everyone came to the aid of Phyrexian Scuta, and healed him to perfect health. Phyrexian Scuta's birthday was the next day, they all gave him gold coins. Phyrexian Scuta was so happy, that he....

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

accidenly decapitated Eron, ho regenerated, but the fore of his falling head knocked Supermouse out. Scuta went off and spent his gold coins all in one place, and came back with a hairdo just like Gerrard.
"What the he...flowstone Hellion is that?" asked Supermouse
"It's a million coin hair do!" Said Scuta
"It looks....
(I have to log off for the day, will resume tomarrow!)

[Eron the Relentless]

"...like you were run over by a Devouring Strossus! Who gave you that lousy haircut?"
"Hey! It's nice! I like the way it...*Supermouse shows him his hair in the mirror*..Ahhh! I got ripped off! That barber is going to suffer! Now what was his name..."

[Supermouse]

I was kicked off for a while, sorry. lets resume turn order now.

After killing the Barber, Scuta led them all to safety, in a very safe place, which was safe. There, the Quartet-io consulted a map.

"I think we need to go that way!"

"I think we need to go THAT way!"

"This map is upside down."

"Its Fine! I say Left!"

"Its still upside down."

"Is Not!"

"just Planeswalk already! I hate this place! It's boring!"

so they Planeswalked away...

[Eron the Relentless]

Anyway...
The quartet-io planeswalked away. They arrived on Rath, but in a strange region of the Skyshoud forest.
"Where was your shop, Eron?" Supermouse asked.
"Somewhere in some rebel village," Eron said.
"Well how do we get there?" Supermouse asked.
"I have no idea," Eron responded.
"Let's just ask for help from some elves," Shivan Wurm said.
So they went off to look for an elven guide, when they...

[Supermouse]

"Hey! Elven Guide! C'mere!" Said Shivan Wurm.

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Said the Guide.

"Don't worry, I won't eat you... but I'm still hungry." Said Wurm.

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" continued the Guide.

"Shut Up!" said Eron. So, having no other option, Eron put a knife to the guides throat, and said, "Shut up and show us where the Phyrexian Dreadnought shop is or I'll cut your throat, and Scuta will drink your blood, and Shivan Wurm will eat you, and Supermouse will, um... Watch!"

The Guide pondered for a minute, and then said, "AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

So Eron had to muffle him.

[Eron the Relentless]

Shivan Wurm and Phyrexian Scuta had a corpse feast. Eron and Supermouse hadn't eaten in a long time, and they were starting to get hungry. Eron decided to forage for nuts and berries. Supermouse was going to look for more help from elves.
That night, Eron returned to where Phyrexian Scuta and Shivan Wurm were eating, and found the two, along with Supermouse, tied up.
"What did these elves do to you?" he asked.

[Supermouse]

"THE HORROR!!! THE SUFFERING!!! OH GOD!! THE PAIN!!!!!" Said Supermouse, rather Nonchalantly.

"Dude, they didn't do anything to us." Said Shivan Wurm.

"They set me down on a *Thistle! My Bum!" Cried Supermouse.

"Ah, Geez, what am I gonna do?" Said Eron. Eron started to walk towards them, but...

"Eron, don't come any closer!" Yelled Scuta, but it was too late. Eron fell into the Elves trap. Yup, a big net on the Ground.

"AH ****!" Said Eron.

*Thistle. a spiny little flower.

[Loonook]

And then, we go into our small ensemble dancing segment

: Dance Segment:

"Go Eron! Go Eron!"
"Do the limbo Wurm!"
"Shake that fine @$$ 'Mouse

:/Dance Segment: :D

[Eron the Relentless]

Shivan Wurm, being the big 7/7 that he is, broke away from the shackles that held him by the tail. Shivan Wurm freed his friends, and they continued on their way. On their way, they passed a group of elves.
"Those...are...the elves...that captured us!" Supermouse whispered to Eron.
"Hide!" Phyrexian Scuta said.
"No, better idea...CHAAAARGEEEE!" Shivan Wurm yelled as he trampled towards them.
Shivan Wurm crushed them with his weight.
"Let's go before we meet more elves," said Eron.
"I say we go east," said the Scuta.
They went east, but little did they know what lied to the east....

[Loonook]

Reko Nave, Mystic Mime Masta!

"Hello" Said Wurm as he reached the Eastern Road.

Reko stood solid, saying nothing (hes a mime after all!)

"Why wont you answer us?" Eron shouted. Knowing only the simple idea of: If no response= Eron SMASH!!!, Eron leapt into action. However, Reko was too swift, casting a wall of air that Eron promptly slammed into. Reko then mimed a strong hot wind, dealing 10 to all in play! Only then did...

[Supermouse]

Reko unveil his true Identity-

"You bastards! You stole my Fake Foil Moxen!"

"They were FAKE??? You can have em back!" Said Wurm, who technically couldn't have survived 10 damage, but oh well.

"Its Yawgmoth!" Said Supermouse, who was a 0/1, but could've lived given 10 mana.

"My Former Master!" Said Scuta, who also should be dead, but he's a main character, so ain't gonna happen.

"We can take him!" said Eron, who can live through practically anything, due to regeneration.

"No you can't!" Said Yawgmoth, who don't get no blurb.

"So the Fight Started...

[Eron the Relentless]

The Phyrexian Scuta's mind was taken control of by Yawgmoth, and he was teleported back to Phyrexia.
Eron was mad that Yawgmoth had taken his friend, so he charged at Yawgmoth with his small knife. Supermouse, who had picked up rabies from the Rabid Wolverines back in Skyshroud, flew onto Yawgmoth's shoulder and bit him. Yawgmoth suddenly began to...

[Eron the Relentless]

I don't think he's going to keep adding on. We'll just go by ourselves until he posts.

[Supermouse]

Ahh, Screw Turn order.

...Transform into something completly different! he was turning into, into a...

Baby!

"Woah, the Rabies must've given him Baby-itis!" Said Supermouse.

"Well, we can't find the Shop NOW, we have to go back to Phyrexia again and find him!"

"Ahh, he's just a Scuta." said Shivan Wurm.

"A Planeswalking Scuta, who saved my life!"

"Well, that too."

"So what are we going to do with Baby Yawgmoth?" asked Supermouse, Pointedly.

"Hmm....

[Loonook]

Sorry guys... cannot really keep up... b**ching out some person in a PM war

[Eron the Relentless]

"How about we get him to summon the Scuta back here?" said Shivan Wurm.
Supermouse said, "Yeah, good idea. YAWGMOTH, YOU SUMMON BACK THAT PHYREXIAN SCUTA OR YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!"
Yawgmoth said, "Googoo...da..da."
Eron laughed, "He thinks you're his dad, Supermouse!"
Supermouse said,"...

[Supermouse]

"... AH ****!!!! I'm not gonna have to Breast feed this Sucker Am I?????"

"No. Dads don't breastfeed." Replied Shivan Wurm.

"OH GOD!! PHEW!" Said Supermouse.

"Well, maybe we could raise him so he's not evil, and then the Phyrexians will all be Like, 'Master!' and he'll be like, 'Huh?' and they'll be like, 'NOO!!' and they'll all commit mass suicide! Yeah!" said Wurm.

"Umm, so, who would, um, ya' know, carry out the, uh, "Raising", part of, the, uh, plan?" Said Supermouse, Sweating Bullets.

Eron Replied, "Well, the obvious choice..."

[Eron the Relentless]

Eron's words seemed to come out in slow motion to the horrified Supermouse.
"Suuu....ppp....errrr....mmm...ooo...mmy's daycare center!"
Supermouse breathed a sigh of relief.
"Wait a sec, how can we make sure that the day care center wont be run by crazy maniacs, and he wont turn out as evil as he was?" Shivan Wurm asked.
"Oh well, we have a Dreadnought repair shop to go to. We can't worry about things like that." Supermouse said.

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Suddenly, a huge mass of bloodstocks, zombies, unkickerd scuta's, and other nasty minor phyrexian beasties popped out of the sky, in pieces.

"You returned!" Yelled Supermouse.
Out of the jumble came Scuta, covered in oil.

"Yes, I did"

"And...?"

"It was far out"

"Okayyyyyy..."

Eron winced from annoyance...

[Supermouse]

OK! Eron, Scuta, Supermouse! thats the order!

"Well, While you were gone, Yawgmoth (Yawgie) turned into a baby, due to an allergic reaction to my Rabies!" Said Supermouse

"WHERE IS HE??? I'LL Slice him, and dice him..." Scuta replied.

"No! We're going to raise him to be good! we just need to drop him off at Supermommys daycare center, and then we'll be right on our way!" Said Eron.

"I still want to kill him..." Said Scuta.

"well, I can Regenerate and you can't." said Eron.

"Fine."

[Eron the Relentless]

As they walked along, they saw a billboard that said, "Supermommy's Daycare Center! 1/2 mile past the heap of Mogg corpses!"
So the quartet-io finally arrived at the Daycare Center. As the entered, they were greeted by Greeven Il-Vec.
"You're a mommy, Greven?" Phyrexian Scuta asked.
"Of course. I've retired from enslavedment from Volrath, and taken up child care, my favorite pasttime."
"Ok, we have baby Yawgie here. Raise him for us. Don't let him turn out evil,"Eron said.
"Oh, he'll be fine," Greven said.

The three were on their way to the Dreadnought repair shop. After they left, Greven laughed and said, "MWAHAHA! You, Yawgmoth, are going to be the evilest demon ever!"

[Supermouse]

"What was that?" asked Shivan Wurm.

"Probably nothing." Replied Supermouse. "lets just keep going."

After the Extended Yawgmoth is a Baby Gag finally came to a close, the Heroes finally came to a Vec Town, named "Inconspicous Vec Town".

"Thats pretty conspicuous name for a town." Said Eron. "Maybe this was the place where my shop was. They could've changed the name, after all, it has been a while."

"Well, lets look around."

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Suddenly they heard the evil laugh again

"Hmmmm" said Eron. "Doesn't sound like a caring mommy to me!"

"Yeah", said Supermouse.

"I wonder what's going on back there, eh, Scuta, haha... Scuta?" Said Shivanwurm.

It was too late. Scuta was running down the road toward Supermommy's, and suddenly an inhuman sheik was heard.

"Okay, let's go" Said Scuta, who had suddenly come back to their side.

"what's that in your hand?" asked Supermouse

"Oh, just Grevin's spinal cord....

[Eron the Relentless]

Eron's jaw dropped open. "You killed a poor, innocent mommy! What did she do to you?"
"It's not a she, it's a he - and he trained baby Yawgie to be evil!" Scuta exclaimed.
"Did you get baby Yawgie back?" Eron asked.
"No..," said Phyrexian Scuta.
"Let's go back, we have to teach him to be good!" Supermouse yelled.

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

With that, Phyrexian Scuta dropped off into sleep while standing as the others went to find baby Yawgie. When he was nowhere to be found, they returned to find Scuta missing... (hint hint! C ya!)

[Supermouse]

Hmm... Find Scuta Missing? that must mean that we found Scuta! j/k!

"Now, Where'd that Scuta run off to?" said Shivan Wurm.

"Yawgie didn't do it, he's right here!" Said Supermouse.

"Hmm..." Thought Eron, "If I were a Phyrexian killing machine, in a part of Rath that was known for Anti- Phyrexian Sentiment, and was locked in a Deep Sleep, where would I be?"

"Standing Right Behind you!" Screamed Supermouse. They all turned around, but he wasn't there. "Well, thats where they are in horror movies..."

[Eron the Relentless]

Maybe Greven knows where Scuta went. Eron, Shivan Wurm, and Supermouse, carrying baby Yawgie, went back to the day care center, and found a spineless Greven squirming around on the floor.
"Where is Phyrexian Scuta!?" Supermouse shouted.
"He's....at...a Dreadnought...repair...shop..."Greven told them.
"How did he get there?" Eron asked.
But it was too late. Greven had died. The group went back to the Vec town, where they saw...

[Supermouse]

A Huge Steak, with a Phyrexian Tied to it, and a bunch of Vec surrounding it, chanting, "KILL THE OPPRESSIVE MACHINE! KILL THE..."

"ACK! We have to save Scuta!" Said Supermouse.

"Well, technically, we don't have to, but we will anyway." Said Shivan Wurm.

Eron ran closer to the Steak, shouting, "Don't kill it! Don't kill it!" Until he got a good look at that Phyrexian.

"HEY!" Shouted Eron. "Thats Gerrard in a Phyrexian Costume!
Hmm... Well, in that Case, go ahead and Burn!"

So, as the Villagers burned Gerrard, the Quartet-io (complete with Yawgie) set off once again to find the Dreadnought Repair Shop.

[Eron the Relentless]

The quartet-io passed the Mogg ghettos, where they saw poor goblins scavenging shambles for anything they could use.
A tough looking Mogg approached them and said, "What you doin' in my hood boy?"
"We're looking for the Dreadnought repair shop. Any idea where it is?" Supermouse said.
"I don't know nuttin. Better talk to Mr.Fantastic," the Mogg said.
"Where will we find him?" Eron asked.
"Oh, you'll find Mr.Fantastic. Or he'll find you," the Mogg told them.
"What do you think he meant by, "He'll find you, Eron?" Shivan Wurm said.
"I suppose we'll have to find out," Eron said.
They looked down an alley, and saw...

[Supermouse]

Scuta! Sitting in a Dreadnought Repair Shop! of course, you wouldn't know it was a Dreadnought repair shop, because it looked horrible, and it was condemmed, and had Explosives tied to the outside, and Constuction Workers yelling at Scuta to get out so they could demolish the place.

"No! I'm never coming out!" said Scuta.

The Quartet - io raced to the Rescue, with the Fearless Leader, Eron, at the Front.

"Whats the Meaning of all this?" Asked Eron, to a random construction Mogg.

"Err... I dunno. Ask Mr. Fantastic!"

"Whos he?"

"Err..." Then the Mogg promtly died before giving any answers.

"DAMMIT! I can't get answers out of anyone!" said Eron.

"Hey, wheres your Dreadnought, anyway?" asked Supermouse.

"Its back in my Pokeball!" replied Eron.

"So how do we stop these Mogg Bombers from blasting the place?" asked Shivan Wurm.

[Eron the Relentless]

"I have no idea. They're going to tear down the place, and there is nothing we can do." Eron said sadly.
Suddenly, Eron a ship passed from overhead. Down fell a Goblin carrying a barrel of gunpowder. He screamed, "I got it, I got it, I-" and suddenly exploded, blowing up the Moggs nearby.
A Mogg was twitching on the ground, missing one leg. "That...was...Mr....Fantastic...." it said, and died.
Mr.Fantastic had saved Eron's Dreadnought repair building. But Eron didn't like the idea of having his big business in a goblin infested ghetto. So he...

[Supermouse]

Put up a Big sign that said "NO MOGGS!"

"Eron, that may have worked back in the old days, but nowadays you'll get your Arse sued out the WAZZOO." Said Supermouse.

"He's Right, you know." Said Yawgie.

"???????" Replied the rest.

"You See," Explained Yawgie, "I'm growing at an extremely rapid pace. Right now I'm about 6, but soon I will be back at my full glory! MwaHaHA!!"

"That could be a problem." Figured Shivan Wurm. "With him jumping through the Ages like that, he could be any age he wanted. His Planeswalker powers are gone, though."

"Think Again, Bucko!" Shouted Yawgmoth, as he Planeswalked away. But unfortunatly for Yawgmoth, Shivan Wurm was right. he couldn't Planeswalk any more. "DAM!"

"Guess your stuck with us..." Said Scuta, revealing a long, sharp blade.

"Now YOU get to help clean this place up, and restore it to its former glory, as the Greatest Phyrexian Dreadnought and Other Assorted Huge Artifact Creatures Repair Establishment! Hey Scuta! While we were on Phyrexia, I reprogrammed a small horde of Phyrexian Collossi to do my Bidding. you think you could 'Walk them in here, to demonstrate my Rapair Prowess?"

"Sure! Here they are!"

"Wow, that was quick! Alright Yawgie, take this bucket of Paint, and redecorate the Exterior while Collossuss #1 watches you." said Eron.

[Eron the Relentless]

So baby Yawgie was hard at work, while Eron and Supermouse were drinking lemonade. Phyrexian Scuta and Shivan Wurm were eating Mogg corpses.
"Hey! Why don't you guys do something?!" Yawgie screamed.
Phyrexian Scuta showed him his claws, and Yawgie shut up.
After days of Yawgie's working, the Dreadnought repair shop looked pretty good.
"Just clean out this ghetto and make it a paradise." Phyrexian Scuta said.
By this time, Yawgmoth was 46, and had an escape planned...
The day came, that Yawgmoth...

[Supermouse]

Decided to unleash his vile plot.

"Eron! Help! this Dreadnought is going Berserk! *SMASH* HELP!"

Eron, unwilling to let his best Slave die, and unwilling to let customers find out one of his jobs went Berserk and started smashing things, rushed to Yawgies aid.

*BAM!*

Frying Pan to the face. Classic.

So Yawgie moved on, trying to knock unconsious all who would keep him confined. after dragging Erons body into the corner, Yawgie set up phase 2 of his plan...

"Hey Supermouse! Whats the deal with the massive wad of cheese?"

Supermouse was there faster than a Speeding Bullet, only to find a Massive Mousetrap.

"Wow! look at all that Cheese!" Said Supermouse, through the Drool.

"Its all yours, Supermouse... you just have to take it..."

Faster than a Speeding Bullet, Supermouse ate the Cheese, and leapt the tall trap in a single bound.

"Frustrating..." Yawgie thought. "how am I gonna pummel this guy?"

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Yawgmoth put on a boxing glove. "Here goes!"

Yawgmoth ran over to Supermouse, and began to pummel. Rights, lefts, uppercuts, jabs, kicks, low blows, and bedpan (!) shots to the arm and/or face.

"Owie!" Said Supermouse, who wasn't feeling very super.

"Mwahahahahahahahaha" Said Yawgmoth, who was.

Unbeknownst to Yawgie, Shivanwurm had edged his way up to right behind him with an open mouth.

"Huh?!" Said Yawgmoth, as he whirled around and dumped the contents of the bedpan into the waiting jaws.

"UG< GAAK<GURGLE" Screamed the Wurm as he accidentally swallowed and fell over.

Scuta then picked up Supermouse, opened his mouth, and closed it on Yawgmoth's nose. Yawgmoth shrank back to size.

Later, on the way back from the hospital, to get Shivanwurm's stomach pumped out, unfortunately for the group, Eron began to sing....
"Just the Four of us.."

"Aggg! stopp, noooooooooo!!"

"Just the four of us, we can make it if we try"

"Ow, my ears, their bleeding!"

"Just the four of us, me you him and that other guy"

Suddenly, the 'music' if that's what it can be called, stopped, due to the saver of the group Scuta....

[Eron the Relentless]

...came in with important news. "Shivan Wurm isn't going to make it," he said sadly.
"Nooooo! Shivan Wurm! How long does he have to live?" Supermouse asked.
"According to Dr.Tahngarth, he should be dead right....about...now." Scuta said.
The three felt very sad, until they found out that Dr.Tahngarth was...

[Supermouse]

actually the best doctor in Rath, and was telling the Truth.

"NO! Not the Wurm! he was the biggest one of us! He'll kick your ass!" Said Supermouse.

"I'm sorry, but the **** he ate was Ebola infected. it also had Aliens crawling in it, and the Plague. as well as Numerous Phyrexian Spine Tinglers, and Razor Blades. Also, there was a Bomb. now unless any of your knows Necromancy, theres no way he'll be hanging with you guys any more." Said Thangarth (DR.)

[Eron the Relentless]

"Well...looks bad for you Wurm," Eron said.
So Shivanwurm died that night, and everyone was sad.
Shivan Wurm's funeral was attended by all his friends. Eron, Scuta, Supermouse, and his friends back in Shiv were there.
Right before he was burried, none other than ______ walked by.

[Supermouse]

Shivan Wurm walked by!

"Hey Gang, Wazzup!"

"We're at Shivan Wurms funeral..." Said Eron. "Oh God, I miss him already!!!"

"Don't worry Eron, you still *sniff* have Scuta an' *sniff* me!" said Supermouse.

"Uh, Guys, I don't mean to intrude, but-"

"WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" said Scuta.

"Hey-"

"WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" he Continued.

"We miss you!" said Supermouse.

"I'm right-"

"Why'd you have to go!" said Eron.

"The Doctor got-"

"Take me instead!" said Scuta.

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

"No, don't do that!" Yelled Shivanwurm.

"Yes, Wurm, we miss you, but you don't want us to?" Said Scuta, from the hole.

"Why, we were your best friends!" Said Supermouse

"You don't want us to be sad, why?' Said Erron

Shivanwurm was forced to clear the whole groups collective cobwebs in the brain out with a swipe of his tail. All of them tumbled head over heels (or tail) into the 40-foot grave.

"Aggghhh! I'm being buried alive"

"No, I'm too young to die, WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

"Hey, stupid" Said Shivanwurm

"Oh, my god, how did he get back" Said the group.

They started collectively crying, and then...

[Eron the Relentless]

Eron, thinking wisely, used his regenerating abilities to get out of the hole. Eron made a 40 foot pile of corpses, which gave them stairs to get out.
"Shivan Wurm, if you didn't die...then who did...?" Eron asked.
The three looked in the coffin.

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

They saw Scuta!
"Don't mind me, I'm just eating, and yes, I did die, quite a while ago, I might add!"

"No, WHO are you eating?" called Eron.

"Oh, this looks like... hey, It's doctor Tangarth!"

"Oh, no!" Said Supermouse "You didn't eat the horns yet, did you?"

"Nope!" Called Scuta

"Good, then we can make pea soup ala` Cow!"

"Hey, I'm a corpse eater, and so is Shivanwurm, but you an' Eron can have it, if you let me eat the stairs."...

[Eron the Relentless]

"Yum! Tahngarth horn soup!" Eron said happily.
Shivanwurm ate the Eron corpses, Scuta ate the Tahngarth corpse, and Supermouse and Eron had the soup. After a refreshing meal, the team wondered, "What are we going to do now? Yawgmoth has taken the shop..."
Scuta had a brilliant idea. "I know, we'll...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

A planeswalkie thing, which moved the group back in time so nobody would get killed, and resumed with Eron's post. (sorry mouse, there was no other way to fix it.)

"Find an inn, each get a different room, and then jump on the beds until they break! Then, we'l complain that the beds are broken and each get another room, and break those beds, and so on and so on and so on, until the inn is 'broke in more than one way or we are exhausted!"

"Sounds good, just one problem." Said Supermouse

"And what would that be?" asked Eron

"It's a word problem with 2 parts..."

"And part one is," Exclaimed Shivanwurm

"Finding a wurm sized inn. Part two is that they *points to a gang of thugs, Negators, craw wurms, rats, and Baron Sengir* are going to beat us to it!"

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Bill Clinton had rock (yay, a chance for the whole group to kick the crap outta him!)
And Pres. George Bush Jr.(Yay even more!) had paper.
Scuta immediately looked into why these two had played, instead of Supermouse and the Baron, but could find none so he kicked Bill Clinton in the ribs.

"Ow!" Said George Bush, as Eron the Relentless proved his name with several hook punches....

[shivanwurm]

ROCK..no..PAPER..wait ahh screw it *eats the Baron*

[Eron the Relentless]

Clinton and Bush huddled together, with Dick Cheyney and Al Gore.
"Ok, we need some "strategery" to beat these guys. They ain't showing much "compassionitivity", so we gotta fight our hardest," Bush said.
The four started throwing punches at Shivan Wurm and Supermouse, while Eron and Scuta snuck up on them from behind. Supermouse was struck in the face, but retaliated with a...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Devistating poke in the eye with a marshmallow tipped tail

"Ahhh, no, they stuck a marshmallow on my tail!!"

"Ahhh, no, they stuck a marshmallow in my eye" roared George Bush, which would be his last words before becoming a Phyrexian Zombie!!

Eron, who used some real strategery, shoved that ****ed republican Cheney into a Negator, who being evil, sacraficed itself to save him... :D

[Eron the Relentless]

Al Gore, and Eron were exchanging punches. As Eron missed a Punch at Gore's kidneys, he struck back with kick in the face.
"Your Kung-Fu is a joke!" Al Gore said, and laughed that Kung-Fu movie sort-of-laugh.
Eron was taking a beating from Al Gore, until...

[shivanwurm]

Al Gore's battery ran out, and Eron procedid to kick the crap out of the now motionless robot.

"The Baron tastes like chicken... kicking,screeming,vampiric chicken" Shivanwurm said

[GoatLord]

Meanwhile, Bill Clinton had already feld deep into Canada.

[Llanowar Dude]

then the alians invated.

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

wait a sec, how did all of these confusing posts get here, agh! This is a party thread, but we'll take ayone else's posts too.
When the aliens invaded, one of them was looking in an English to Zorgon translating booklet and said "Take us to your stove"
The other lashed out at the imbecile alien, and then

[some_bloke]

and it was literally an on-going conversation between eron and supermouse. you spend way too long on these boards, mate.

well, i never said it was bad.

story: ........... prompty said, "take us to your diner."

"it's in the stove.... i'll get it for you." said that bloke.... clinton.

"great! it's like killing two frogs with one run!" said the first alien.

"wait a minute...." said the second one..........

[Supermouse]

it was SUPPOSED to be an ongoing conversation between Eron and Supermouse! it was a lot of fun, too, until we started fighting presidents, and then Aliens invaded (where?) and now nothing makes sense!

I will restart the thread where we left off, at Scutas post.

"WEE! This is fun! Bouncing on beds! Bouncing on Beds!" said Supermouse, bouncing on beds.

"Oh, Shut up." replied Shivan Wurm, whose bed already broke.

"We should go to a new room soon, and break more beds!" announced Scuta.

[Eron the Relentless]

They entered the next room, where they jumped on the beds and broke them. After several rooms, they came to a large suite. "This place is nice, I wonder who sleeps here," Supermouse said as he poked his head inside from out of the door. A laundry boy, walking by, said, "This is the room of the ambassador from _____, sir ______..."

[Supermouse]

Sleeper Agent.

"Nifty! an Ambassador from Phyrexia! we should tell him that Yawgie is stuck at our Dreadnought Shop!" said Supermouse.

"No you idiot!" replied Eron. "He'll go there and kill him! you know how Scuta is!"

"Right, right."

"Well, what are we waiting for? lets go smash his bed!" yelled Shivan Wurm.

"WWWEEEE!!!" *boinkboinkboink*

[Eron the Relentless]

They jumped on the bed until it broke. The Sleeper Agent, who returned later that night, wasn't very happy. "Who did this?!?!" he screamed at the manager.
"Ummm...some guy with a scarred up face, a mouse, and a giant snake," he said.
"I'm going to kill them!" he vowed silently.

[yawgie]

and then I bargained for 15 and killed everyone....

[Supermouse]

So Sleeper Agent set out on his quest to find these three, and kill them... He Vowed not to rest another wink until those three were brought to justice! But first, he just had to buy some donuts.

Meanwhile...

"Say Eron," said Scuta, "Since we don't have a Repair shop right now, maybe we could start a new business, like, Donuts!"

"That would rule!" Said Supermouse. "But Wurmy boy would probably eat them all before we managed to sell them!"

"I would not! Unless the Donuts were dead..."

[Eron the Relentless]

"Yeah! We'll start a donut shop. But we need to find a building to take over," Supermouse said.
"Well, since Crovax died in Apocalypse, we'll use his stronghold!" Shivan wurm said.
So the three entered the stronghold, and renamed it "...

[Supermouse]

...The StrongDonut!

"I dunno about that name, Eron, it sounds..."

"SOUNDS WHAT?"

"Uh, Great! Yeah..." said Scuta.

"Dam right." Said Eron.

"So, now that we have a StrongDonut, lets make some changes to this place!" said Supermouse.

"Hmm. We could make the Dream Halls into..."

[some_bloke]

"god, you have a lot of imagination, don't you ? :rolleyes: "

"thanks."

"that was supposed to be......... ! never mind."

then the sleeper agent came in and bought a load of donuts. he was satisfied with the level of service he had recieved, and went happily back to phyrexia to enjoy it. then, went he almost got back, he suddenly realised that...........

[Supermouse]

...He didn't want Glazed, he wanted Cream Filled! He had to go back!

"Hey, I ordered wrong! can I get a replacement?" Asked Sleeper Agent, on his return.

"Not if you ate them all in the Car. we can't refund Eaten Donuts." Replied Supermouse, who was Working the Donutholds Counter.

"DAM! My villanious plot Foiled! Well, I'll just by some Free donuts!"

"We don't sell those."

"YOU DO NOW!"

"No we don't. we never did."

"Well I Say, you DO!"

"I disagree."

Sleeper Agent was getting Angry...

[some_bloke]

"...... and that would be £2.99, please."

"so they aren't free?"

"oh...... you see, by 'free' we mean they were made by free labour. that's why they're a bit more expensive. all the rest of the donuts are made by slaves."

"right..... i'll probly just have the cheaper ones, then."

"right, and an exilent choice. *mutters 'tight ass'*"

"what?"

"nothing. i'll just get your order, sir........."

[Supermouse]

"Here Ya Go! some Powdered Donts, just for you! now give me your money!"

"HEY! I wanted Cream Filled!"

"We're out of Cream filled! take Powdered!"

"NO! I don't WANT Powdered! I want Cream, not Powder!"

"Sorry!"

"Wait a minute... that guy described a Mouse as one of the guys who smashed my Bed... I'm on a Quest to kill him... you look like a mouse... Whatever. I want my Cream filled Donuts, and I want them NOW!"

Supermouse points to a sign above him.

"Our customers are usually wrong. Whats That supposed to mean?" Asked Sleeper Agent.

[Eron the Relentless]

"It means that YOU WILL EAT POWDERED DONUTS, AND YOU WILL LIKE THEM!!!!!!" Supermouse shouted.
The Sleeper Agent whimpered, "Don't hurt me! I'm sure they're good! I'll have one...no, two! Just don't hurt me!"
So the Sleeper Agent ate his donuts. "Hmmm...HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THESE DONUTS?!"
Supermouse said happily, "We use our secret ingrediant, _____

[some_bloke]

"na, not really. i guess i'll be going, then."said the sleeper agent.

"I SAID, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW...!"

"..... and i don't. now pray excuse me, but i've got to rendevous with my partner at the corner of mercadia in a while, so i will have to leave presently."

"where you've gotta go now?" inquired supermouse.

"oh, wouldn't you like to know........."

[yawgie]

phyrexians....
the sleeper agent quickly fell to the floor dead. (this could either be due to the rancid stench or the thought that he was a cannibal)
Supermouse then dragged the body to the donut maker where he
then....

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

picked it up and put it in the microwave.
"You must have a cold, I'll warm you up!" said Supermouse, who being a mouse, new nothing of germs and radiation.
"BLAGGGHH, lemme outtA hErE" Came a scream
Supermouse openedd the door and pulled out sleeper agent, but he had mutated, he had become....

[Eron the Relentless]

A melted, bubbling corpse. "Well, I guess we can make donuts out of this. Wurms like the dead, you know," Shivan Wurm said.
They made the corpse into a donuts, and sold them to Spined Wurms on Rath.
The four were counting the money that night. "90 gold coins! We can make some big money off corpse donuts!" Eron said happily.
But that night, the spirit of the Sleeper Agent came to haunt them.
Supermouse woke up in terror. "Ahhhh, a ghost!" he screamed.
"It's just a 1/1 spirit token. Who has a shock?" Scuta said.
They all looked around, but nobody had one.
"Well, we can always...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Use a Swat!
"Splat" went the corpse token
"Yucky!" Went Supermouse
"Nasty!" Went Eron
"Icky" Went Shivanwurm
"Yummy" Yelled Scuta, "who wants waffles?"
Shivanwurm immediately started to drool....

[Supermouse]

The very next night, after a succesful day of selling Donuts, Sleeper Agent came back again... this time... as a Necrosavant!

"Scuta! You Bastard... you will pay for what you've done to me..."

[Eron the Relentless]

"Well...who has a Reprisal?" Shivan Wurm asked.
"None of us use white mana," Eron said.
"Oh well, we can always use Terminate," Supermouse said.
After another night of getting rich off corpse donuts, a new monster came by to haunt them. It was the deadly _____.

[Supermouse]

...Imaginary Pet!

"Agent?"

"What?"

"Theres cards in your hand."

"oh, ****!"

And he was returned to hand.

So the group decided not to worry about Sleeper Agent for now, and to instead focus on the Repair Shop.

"I wonder how old that Yawgie is now?" asked Supermouse.

Meanwhile...

"MOGGS! MOGGS!"

"What, you bastard?"

"What did you say?"

"I said 'Yes, Master'?"

"I need my colostomy bag replaced again."

*shudder*

PS: I'm trying to slowly integrate all the members of the Rath party, like Sleeper Agent, Yawgie, and now Really Flunky Moggs. just stop killing them!

[Eron the Relentless]

Back in the donut shop, Sleeper Agent had eventually grown to a Spirit of the Night.
"We're sorry, don't kill us!" they all yelled.
The all dropped to their knees and shouted, "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"
"Please, don't hurt us. How about this: You join with us and share the donut profits. Plus, we'll resurrect you!" Supermouse said.
"Hmmm...sounds like a deal," the Spirit of the Night said.
"All we need is a necromancer to bring you back to Sleeper Agent form," Eron said. "But where will we find one?"

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

meanwhile, back @ the repair shop

One of the moogs grabbed Yawgie and slapped the taste out of his mouth.
"How dare you" *smack*
Another mogg picked up the taste and used the black mana and some of his red mana to blast all of them into oblivion, except Yawgie, who the mogg didn't know was immortal, so they killed themselves for nothing.
"Do'h" yelled a mogg as he got mass terminated
"[evil laugh] MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH[/evil laugh]"

meanwhile, back at the doughnut shop
"Welcome to the Strongdoughnut, home of the corpse filled jelly doughnut, may I please have your order?"

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yelled another customer

"Was it something I said, asked Sleeper, who had had a sluggishness and a hobble cast on him by various people passing through.

"No, it was your looks" mocked....

"No, it must be your terrifying looks" mocked Scuta

"Why I oughta..."

"What?"

And they left to find a necromancer...

[Supermouse]

"Oh, I'm sure theres one for hire around here somewhere!" said Shivan Wurm.

so that very night, they set out to find a Necromancer for hire. they couldn't find any, but after a few hours of looking, they found an arm stick straight up out of the ground.

"URG! AG! OOOK!" said the Zombie.

"Hey, lets follow that! maybe it will lead us to whoever is Resurrecting it!" said Scuta.

so they folowed the Drudge Skeletons all the way across town, until it came to...

"The Repair Shop???"

[Eron the Relentless]

"You think you're the man, Yawgmoth, but I'm immortal! Let's duel to the death!" Eron shouted.
"Your Kung-Fu is a joke!" Shivan Wurm yelled.
So Yawgmoth and Eron dueled. Yawgmoth killed him many times, but he kept regenerating.
"I tapped all my swamps and mountains for the last four Viscious Hungers, Drain Lifes, Soul Burns, Blazes, Ghitu fires, Shocks, Lightning Bolts, Arc Lightnings, Seal of Fires, and Touch of Deaths! And you still aren't dead!" Yawgmoth exclaimed.
Eron, knowing that Yawgmoth had no defenses, went in for the kill. He stabbed Yawgmoth in the heart, only to find out...

[Supermouse]

His knife was defective!

"Ah, Rats! I hate it when my knife blows up in my face and makes me regenerate!" said Eron.

"HA! *cough*so there! You think you the man, and my Kung Fu is joke, but it really is YOU with the Kung Fu joke!*hack* *cough*" Replied Yawgmoth.

Supermouse, seeing the situation was Dire, leapt in to help Eron!

"Hiiiiiiii.......YA!" Said Supermouse.

"Oh, my Liver!" Said Yawgie.

Then...

PS: Yawgie has been severly aged do to his condition.

[Eron the Relentless]

Yawgmoth, aging at over 400 tiems faster than a regular person, was having trouble moving around. He grabbed his walker, and threw it at Supermouse. "Eh! Take that, you whippersnapper!" Yawgmoth said.
Supermouse was knocked out from the impact. Shivan Wurm jumped to Eron's aid. Shivan Wurm whipped Yawgmoth with his tail. Yawgmoth responded by...

[Supermouse]

...Falling over with a Stroke.

"I think he's dead!" Said Shivan Wurm.

"He's Immortal! he doesn't do that sort of thing!" Replied Eron.

"Yep, Erons right." Said Yawgie. "Thats just not the kind of thing I'm into doing. but i'll tell you one thing, I think I just might anyway... Drudge Skeletons! Attack them!"

And with that, Yawgie left this plane of existence... to Mercadia.

"I thought he couldn't planeswalk anymore!" said Scuta.

"He might find a cure on Mercadia! he could come back." Shivan Wurm responded, after Eating the Skeletons.

"Well, we have the Shop back at least." Pondered Eron. "so, how will we run two business?"

[Eron the Relentless]

"Well, there are always goblins up for cheap wages," Eron said.
"Nah, they're not efficient," Scuta said.
"How about this: We transplant the StrongDonut's edge next to this one. That way we can tend to both shops at once!" Supermouse said.
"Ok, but we need someone reeeeally strong to lift the building...

[Sleeper Agent]

..."

When suddenly Sleeper Agent walks in.

"High guys. I just walked in. Why haven't I been mentioned in this story yet?!? Wait, maybe I was mentioned. I skipped the first 50 pages and just came in right now."

"It's ok" Supermouse said, "but can you lift this?"

"Yeah, let me just bust out my super strength," Sleeper said, "oh wait. I just remembered, I don't have any. WotC made me a stinkin' 3/3, remember? But I do know of someone who could to it. His name is..."

[Supermouse]

Hercules! oh wait, he's in a different card game, thats right. Well, maybe my Pet Leviathan can!"

"Well, maybe we don't really NEED to move it, just set up a portal to go back and forth real fast, or maybe I could stay at the DonutHold with Scuta, while Wurm and Eron work the Shop." suggested Supermouse.

"NNNAAHHH!" replied everyone else.

"Just wait till I get out my Leviathan!"

[Sleeper Agent]

Sleeper Agent suddenly realizes that he is a Spirit of the Night. Meaning he can pretty much kick anyone's ass if they mess with him.

"I demand to be called Spirit of the Sleeping Night Agent!"

Supermouse: "yes, master."

"Do not call me master! Call me Spirit of the Sleeping Night Agent!"

Supermouse: "yes, mas...I mean, Spirit of the Sleeping Night Agent."

Spirit of the...whatever lifts up the building, and moves it to the desired location.

"There! Happy now?"

Spirit of the...um, yeah flies off to go wreak havoc.

[Eron the Relentless]

The four thanked Spirit of the Sleeping Night Agent for his help, and worked week after week at the shops.
"Hey Eron, how about we do prize giveaway. For the 5000th customer. You know, for publicity," Supermouse said.
"Hmmm...sounds like a good idea. What will the prize be?" Eron asked.
Suddently Shivan Wurm said, "I know! A ...

[some_bloke]

pause

longer pause




"shut up, shivan."

"what? who was that! i demand to know who in their moment of sheer stupidity would tell a shivan wurm to go and shut his stinkin' trap! i want vengence, i will rip his heart out in front of his very eyes, i will break his neck and drink from his spine, i will....... *and on and on.... you get the idea*"

[Supermouse]

"Well, maybe it could be a Cross promotion! 5000th customer to the DonutHold will get a Free Collossus, but it will be broken and badly in need of Repair, and 5000th customer to the Repair Shop will get 100 Corpse donuts!" Suggested Supermouse.

"I think my hug idea is better."

[Eron the Relentless]

"How about this. The 5000th customer has to hug Shivan Wurm, and gets a free damaged Colossus, holding a platter of 100 corpse donuts!" Eron said.
"Ok! I have another idea. We could open a new Wurm-Hugging Business. We'll get Wurms from around Dominia, tie them up, and charge people to hug them!" Shivan Wurm said happily.
"Ummm...will we make money off that?" Supermouse asked. "But we could try it, if we all agree to it...

[Supermouse]

"Shivan Wurm, I can't say you've come up with any bad ideas so far, but this one tops them all anyway. How could you think of such a thing?" Said Scuta.

Just as the Group started arguing about how they could promote their business, a Nose Planeswalked in, carrying a Comatose Yawgie.

"HEY! Why'd you send this Fart to Mercadia? I was trying to relax, and this guy falls on my Nostril! Whats the Big Idea?" said the Nose.

"Hey! Its Yawgie! and he's so old, he's starting to rot!" said Eron. "Eewwww..."

"Well, what will we do about him? I say, we make him pay for smashing the shop up like he did, and Konking Eron with a Frying pan, and killing Shivan Wurm!" said Supermouse.

[Sleeper Agent]

"I have a better idea!" exclaimed Spirit of the Sleeping Night Agent. (now known as SSNA)

"I can give out hugs!" :D

Everyone else: "um....but....wouldn't that....kill the customer?"

SSNA: "Oops. I forgot about that."

Eron: "Wait! I know! People can hire SSNA to give their enemies hugs!"

Supermouse: "Renting out Sleeper as a hug-o-gram delivering assassin? Sounds good to me..."

[Eron the Relentless]

I'll continue from the Yawgie part.
"Ahhh! What can we do!" Supermouse shouted.
"Heh. I'm ready this time. Sic 'em Dreadnoughts!" Eron screamed.
"The Dreadnoughts aren't plugged in!" Supermouse said.
"Scuta, plug them in! I'll fight him for now!" Eron said.
Eron stabbed Yawgmoth in his 5000 year old face. But the dagger exploded again! "No! Not again!"
Eron looked at the knife's handle. "Made in Saprazzo"
"Cheap merfolk made daggers!" Eron said angrily.
"There! They're all plugged in!" Scuta said.

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

"uhhhhrrmm" groaned the corpse
"RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Screamed Yawgie, as he awakened from the slumber of death
"He's... oh my gosh!" said supermouse as he fainted
"He is... whoa! He is getting younger!" said Eron
"Uh, huh, so lets do something about it!" said scuta.
Scuta stabbed at his now-de-aged-to-50 year old face wiht his 9 inch claws, but they all exploded, prompting a cursing fit from scuta. [bleep] cheap [bleep] they arent [bleep] good for [bleep][bleep]
When he cooled off, he said "Owie, and another hand with claws and all other nasty phyrexian accesories like plague thingies and other evil stuff. By then, Shivanwurm had...

[yawgie]

Eaten half of the scuta.....which by that point had yawgie mutter under his breath...."fatality...." only to realize this isn't mortal kombat and....

[some_bloke]

"do you have any ginger bread in this shop?" inquired yawgie.

"na, just donuts. but we've got bread..... and you can buy your own ginger in the markets outside."

"oh.... sounds good, anyway. i'll buy a stick of bread, please."

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

This is getting completely incoherent, but...
Since this Scuta was half vampire, Baron sengir regenerated him from inside Shivanwurm's stomach. Much better, thought Scuta, as he killed his gingerbread... hey, wait a sec, how did Yawgie get back to the shop?... How did Scuta teleport to outside? All of this will be answered in the next post!
To be continued!

[Supermouse]

Yawgie got back because Urza's Nose (which you cut off earlier) Planeswalked him in here Angrily. you did not Teleport outside, and there was no Baron Sengir, that was just a Hallucination while your brain was ignoring the fact that Shivan Wurm was vomting you up. You know how Brains can block out Memorys because their just too horrible, right? well, your brain got a head start. You were lying in a Pool of wurm vomit talking about how good those Gingerbreads were when the Nose (who, unfortunatly, had not just left conveniently) recognized you and started B***hing about you slicing it off. Meanwhile, the Rest of us were trying to fight Yawgmoth, who was back to being a Newfangled Young'un, and looked like he was staying that way!

"HA! I've learned to control your Venom, Mouse, and now I'll use it against you!"

Yawgie quickly Aged until he was decomposed, let the Air conditioner blow his dust behind us, then De Aged to 20 and attacked from behind!

"Oh no! what have I done!" Cried supermouse!

[Eron the Relentless]

Yawgmoth was now more powerful than ever. He ran up to Eron, and did a series of really fast punches, kicks, upercuts, and hits in the face with his elbow. Eron's body exploded into pieces.
Yawgmoth muttered, "Yawgmoth wins...Flawless Victory...Brutality."
Eron regenerated, and threw a knife at Yawgmoth. Yawgmoth was struck, and fell over in pain. Since Yawgmoth was so powerful, he just....

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Kicked Eron in the ear, the place where his secret of regeneration was held. Yawgmoth yanked out the regeneration organ, stuck it in his nose, and smashed Eron and Supermouse with one swing of the bedpan.
Then Scuta got up out of the vomit.
"Ick! I got this crap up my nose! Hey, wait, I have a nose?! I have a nose! Hooray! All of the thing's I've missed smelling..." and so he was rambling on as Yawgmoth smashed him over the head as well.
"Hey, pal, you wanna try that again?" asked Scuta
WHAM
"okay, don't say I didn't warn you" said an unfazed Scuta
HIYA! yelled Scuta, as he swept out Yawgie's legs. As he turned to dust, Scuta sniffed him up, hacked loudly, and spit him out in a glob of oil. As Yawgie tried to reform, but couldn't there was a faint shreik, and then Yawgmoth the terrible was gone.
* * * * *
"Let's get on the road, then, if you've found that regenerating thing" said Scuta, eager to get to wherever they were going.

"But what happened to Yawgmoth?"

"I told you, I chewed him up and spit him out, that little worm... No offense, Shivan!"
...

[Eron the Relentless]

"You know, Yawgmoth is just going to come back and torment us forever..." Eron said.
Suddenly, Spirit of the Sleeping Night Agent flew overhead.
"Hey, come down here! Can you help us kill Yawgmoth?" Supermouse asked. "How about you give him a hug...that should kill him!"
"I could try. I'll do it for the low fee of...

[Supermouse]

...Your Soul! and Scuta can't pay."

"Well, I've never really had cause to use it before, so, Hey, what the Heck!" said Shivan Wurm.

"Alright, so whenever Yawgmoth comes back, I'll hug him until he leaves, and I get Shivan Wurms soul. Sound good?"

"Ok by me!" said Eron, Supermouse, and Scuta.

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

but then Shivanwurm was like
"Hey, I haven't posted on this thread for a week and I'm feeling lazy and I want my soul. Take Supermouse's"

"NOOOOOOOO~!" said Supermouse as Spirit of the Sleeping Night Agent hugged him and took the soul of the 'Mouse.

"hey, we want a refund!" said Scuta and Eron.

"No can do, you have to be dissatisfied with how I hug/kill Yawgie. If I brought him back to life with huge muscles and magical powers, you can have a refund."

"No, quite allright!" said Eron

"Yeah, fine by me." said Scuta "Just one question: where does the soul go?"

"Into the outer planes" said SSNA. "It has to detour through Rath, Ulgrothia, Sarpadia, Argoth, Phyrexia, and Benalia before it can get to the outer plane of...

[Eron the Relentless]

"...Blastodermia! The plane where everyone is a Blaster Mage, and the main currency is Dream Thrust feathers. That's a long way to travel, you know," the Spirit of the Sleeping Night Agent said.

So the days passed on.
"Hey Eron, remember that prize for the 5000th customer?" Shivan Wurm asked.
"Yeah, how many customers have we had so far, anyway?" Supermouse asked.
"Hmm...according to the files, we have had 4999!" Eron said excitedly. "Just think, the next person to walk in gets a Phyrexian Colossus and 100 corpse donuts!"
The four waited anxiously, when the door opened. In came....

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Phyrexian Scuta!!
"I thought I'd take advamntage of the deal" said Scuta

"But, it's illegal" said Eron

"Hey Shivanwurm" said Scuta "You wanna tell him it's not? I'll share!"

"GROWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" said Shivanwurm

"Okay, nice wurmie, nice wurmie, ahhhh!" said Eron as he made a break for the door, prompting a laughing fit from the other 3 heroes, all except for Supermouse

"Supermouse, why aren't you laughing?" asked Scuta

"I have no soul... I can not laugh." Said Supermouse monotonously.

"Man, we better get to Blastodermia, because this is becoming annoying" said Shivanwurm as Eron slowly crept back in and Scuta feasted and Supermouse stared off into space.

************************************************
three days later...

"Well, we've passed Rath, Ulgrothia, Sarpadia, Argoth, and Phyrexia. That must mean we're in Benalia" said Eron.

"Cool" said Supermouse with no feeling whatsoever

"Yeah, I know" said Scuta "Let's...

[Eron the Relentless]

"We've passed too many planes without sleeping. Let's get a hotel."
So they stopped at a Benalish hotel.
"We'll get your soul tomorrow, Supermouse," Eron said.
At the Benalish hotel, Eron, Shivan Wurm, and Phyrexian Scuta bounced on the beds and broke them. Supermouse just stood there and said nothing.
"He's not doing so well..." Shivan Wurm said sadly.
The next morning, they woke up and went to the hotel lobby, where they saw...

[Lone Warrior]

A lone warrior, who had looked as if he had battled an army. Both Eron and Shivan Wurm were puzzled, thinking how and why this warrior would be here.

"Who are you?" Eron asked suspicously.

"I am a warrior, whose name has been long forgotten. I saw the battle between you and the Demon."

"The Demon..." Shivan Wurm muttered, "you mean Yawgmoth?"

"That is the Demon's name?" the warrior asked, "how odd."

"Well then," Eron asked, "will you join us? You seemed like a battle hardend warrior."

"Fine," the warrior said, "I will join you."

Then, the party of three went outside, to find.....

[Eron the Relentless]

...a passing bus heading for Blastodermia.
"Let's get on," Scuta said.

Eron, Supermouse, the warrior, Scuta, and Shivan Wurm boarded the bus. An hour later, they arrived in Blastodermia.
"Now where do we find where the souls go?" Shivan Wurm said.
A nearby blaster mage said, "You must be new here. Everyone knows the souls go to...

[Supermouse]

- The Room right behind that wall! They're right there! but unfortunatly, its a Wall of Nets with a Mask of Law and Grace on it, so theres no way to get the souls back. Sorry!"

"Oh well." said Supermouse.

"Dang! There must be some way!" said Eron.

"that wall has protection from all of us except Supermouse, and maybe Warrior Guy..." said Scuta. "Say, what sort of Spells do you cast?"

[Eron the Relentless]

"Well, I can cast Empyrial Armor, Armor of Faith, Holy Strength, and other paladiny-things to make me more powerful," the warrior said.
"Hmm...," Eron said. "If you cast a bunch of paladiny spells on yourself, and attack it, you'll kill it."
"I can't, I'm tapped out," the warrior said.
"What are we going to do until the next untap step?" Shivan Wurm said.
When the next untap step rolled around, the warrior said, "Ok, now I'm going to cast my spells and attack."

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

So Lone Warrior cast palidany things on himself, finally getting up to 12/12, and bashing the wall in, (and your MoLaG too! :eek: what would davinox say? :p well, that's his problem) then, he saw something atrocious: an army of blastoderms with plainswalk
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shreiked the not-so-dauntless warrior as he ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran away.

"Oh, geez, what are we going to do?" asked Scuta
"I got it!" said Shivanwurm "Eron, me and Scuta can each take out one per turn, and Eron can regenerate. Supermouse can

[Lone Warrior]

Bite their heads once per turn (he has that ability.)

The warrior returns, now with four enginerred plauges, that work well against beasts.

Scuta shouts, "GIVE ME THOSE!!!!" and casts them on the 'derms.

A simple battle now ensues, leaving the victors to be the Shivan, Supermouse, Scuta, Eron, and the warrior.

Suddenly, a bus passes them. The destination is....

[Eron the Relentless]

...the chamber of souls.
The 5 boarded the bus. When it finally arrived, Supermouse stepped out. He suddenly became energetic and started laughing.
"Woohoo! I got my soul back!" he exclaimed happily.
"Finally, we can get away from this stupid plane," Scuta said.
"We can get back to working on the shop," Shivan Wurm said.
"Ummm...By the way...Did anyone remember to lock the shop doors?" Eron asked nerviously.
Everyone looked at each other nervously. "Uh-oh. I hope nobody trashed it or stole anything," the warrior said.
The three ran back as fast as they could to the shops.

[some_bloke]

but it was inevatable from the start. for you see, the mother of scuta had come and managed the shop for the boys, and cleaned the place up for them!

"aw, thanks, mom." said scuta.

no,no, you're not suppose to say that.... *sigh*...... don't you hate the interference? what about the loss of independence? never mind. :confused:

well, i suppose mother knows best...... "now why don't you lovely boys come in and have a nice cup of warm yorkshire tea? and you can get out of those awful smelling clothes..."

[Eron the Relentless]

So Eron, Scuta, Supermouse, Shivan Wurm, and the warrior drank Scuta's mom's tea.
"Yuck!" the warrior shouted, "What's in this, machine oil?!"
"Oh yes, an old family recipe," Scuta's mom said. "I remember when we were kids on the third sphere, and my dad would tell us to go down to the river where Phyrexian Bloodstock corpses floated. We would carry a corpse back to your grandpappy and he would make the finest tea in Phyrexia."
Eron, Supermouse, the warrior, and Shivan Wurm excused themselves to go to the bathroom, where they spit all the tea into the toilet.
After a while, they stepped out of the bathroom and saw the shop door open. "Hey. It's our 5000th customer," Eron whispered happily.
"Congradulations, _____, you are our 5000th customer!

[Supermouse]

"Congratulations, Lone Warrior, you are our 5000th Customer!"

"Wow! and all I wanted was a Bear Claw!"

"Oh, you'll get several... Show him what he's won!"

a Phyrexian Collossus limps into the room, barely carrying a large Tray of corpse donuts. It drops the donuts on the floor, there is an audible CRACK and the Collossus falls on top of them.

"NO! That Donut used to be White Knight! He was my best friend... WWWAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Warroir went sreaming and cursing outr of the room for the second time, and then Shivanwurm and Scuta both said "When's dinner?"
Supermouse and Eron looked at each other, looked at Scuta and Shivanwurm, and then excused themselves.

Three weeks later....

"Bye Mom!"
"Thanks for the food Mrs Scuta!"
"Yeah, it was... er.. ummm... really Owie! good!"
"See ya, thanks for cleaning the shop!"

with the goodbyes said, all of the foursome went back to the shop, only to find __________ there, itchin' for a fight (not Yawgie:D)

[Lone Warrior]

To find the warrior. He says, "Scuta, damn it, the only to end this is in a duel."

[Eron the Relentless]

Scuta laughed, "Ha! I'm the next Juzam, you're just a 1/1!"
Scuta and the warrior fought for minutes before the warrior fell down, spitting out blood.
"Haha, I win," Scuta said.
Suddenly, the warrior jumped to his feet and hit Scuta in the face, knocking him over.
It appeared as if the warrior would win, when Scuta sliced the warrior's head off with his razor sharp claws. Scuta cheered happily. But suddenly, the warrior's corpse...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

flopped to the ground and went flop.

"There. I knew he wasn't dead till he fell over!" said Scuta

"Hey, donuts!" yelled Shivanwurm
"Hey, profits !" yelled Eron and Supermouse

All 3 of the group members looked mortified when they saw Scuta eating the Lone Warrior

"What, guys?" asked Scuta "It's 2 things: my kill and my day off!"

"Oh, well, you can't win 'em all" said Eron the Relentless.

With that, Scuta said "Do you guys want to planeswalk to __________ on our next day off?"

[some_bloke]

*pause*

"we're in it now, you moron!"

"no,no! i mean the old MacDuffie's donut chains. i heard they is doing big biziness with with zer special secret formlee about the donuts."

"are you welsh buy any chance?"

"we can sneak in, grab the formula and keep it for light reading!"

"alternatively we might USE the formula to make our own donuts better!"

*pause*

"shut up, you. god, how stupid can a person be? :rolleyes: "

[Lone Warrior]

(can't even save myself. and eaten? come on.....)

The next day, a real customer came in the store.

It was absolute panic. Supermouse kept on squeaking to himself all day, Eron was getting a nervous breakdown, Scuta was still eating the warrior, and Shivan took the day off.

So, the customer walked in, and to everyone's suprise, it happened to be a necromancer with a skull. He kept on refering it as "The Skull" and constantly seemed to keep on thinking of new ideas while getting thinner and paler.

Immediately when he walked in he noticed the warrior, all dead and half eaten. He bargained with Scuta, and got the warrior for 100 gold. Then, right in the store, the necromancer used his magic and made the dead warrior alive again!!!!

Eron was in shock, and Supermouse was just staring at the warrior as he walked up, and slashed the necromancer viciously. Scuta suddenly gasped as everyone realized that the warrior had gotten stronger from the summoning of his undead self, and was so powerful he broke away from his master.

"Weird..." Eron mumbled, and then, "well, welcome back warrior. We were about to all planeswalk to Jamuraa for our day off, but we can take you along." With that, Scuta, Supermouse, Eron, and the warrior planeswalked to Jamuraa. Shortly after, Shivan walked to them and said, "geez. Wait for me...." That's when suddenly, a creature popped up, which happened to be the mighty, horrible....

[Supermouse]

Supermouse!

"Supermouse! Stop Popping up like that!" Said Eron. "You're really getting on my nerves!"

But then an ACTUAL creature popped up, and it was the Mighty, Horrible...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Fallen Angel!
"Hey, Scuta, I haven't seen you since 4th edition... wait, you weren't around... wait, yes, you were, you were a Sengir Vampire back then."
"Hey, I remember you... you were the one that kicked the crap out of that Serra angel, right?"
"Or in you're case, kickered the crap out of a serra angel!"
the group laughes nervously.
"Hey, you know her?" whispered Supermouse in Scuta's ear...

[Eron the Relentless]

"Of course! I knew her in college. We killed angels together whenever we could. When we graduated, she gave me the head of a Blinding Angel so we could remember each other," Scuta whispered to Supermouse.
Suddenly, a pack of Angelic Pages came down and grinned at the Fallen Angel.
"Uh oh, looks like a fight," Supermouse said.

[Supermouse]

The Fallen Angel looked at one of the Pages square in the Eye, and said,

"I eat S*** like you for Breakfast!"

"Eww, You eat S*** for Breakfast?"

(sorry, I just HAD to include that)

Then, the Fight began. The Fallen Angel started off by Eating Supermouse to give herself +2/+1, and then Bruttally attacked one of the Pages. Scuta leaped into the Air and Assaulted another one. Even Tapped, the Angels were no match for Scuta's 5/5 Kickered @$$, but the Fallen Angel was different...

"F.A.! Are you alright? what did they do to you?"

"Well, you can't *cough* ask them...... its getting darker..... cool...... *cough* *hack* *CHOKE!!!!!*"

Fallen Angel Pukes on the Ground, and dies.

"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Yells Scuta.

"Its okay, I'm alright." said Supermouse, arising from the Angels former insides. "this kinda thing happens to me everyday. Chewed up, Spit out, Swallowed, Puked up, Its alright. could you tell Scuta to turn it down? Jeesh."

[Eron the Relentless]

"We're not going to relax in Jamurra! We're going to help my friend Fallen Angel!" Scuta said while sobbing.
Supermouse sighed, "Nobody I know around here is a necromancer."
The group of four (I forgot, is the warrior still with us) went off to search for a necromancer.
They heard the voice of Tvesh Szat. "Free me, and I'll do anything."
The turned around and saw Tvesh Szat locked up and being tortured by...

[Supermouse]

...Supermouse!

"Supermouse, stop Torturing People! thats mean!" scolded Eron.

"Hey, THIS guy was doing it!" said Supermouse, as he pointed to Teferi.

"Teferi?" Shouted Eron. "We killed you earlier in this very thread!"

"So what? a guy can't die, and then start torturing Tavesh Szat? I have my rights too!"

"Well, he has a point."

(Yes, the Warrior is still with us, even though he was eaten by Scuta.)

[Lone Warrior]

(Note: the last post did not make sense, so Im just going to ignore it and continue off of Supermouse's.)

"Now," Tefri said, "if you do not comply to my terms, then Szat gets it."

"What are your 'terms'" Eron asked.

"They are, that you let me have your store and that I own the warrior and Scuta." Tefri said confidently.

"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!" both Scuta and the warrior shouted. "Everyone, attack!!!!"

What proceeded was slaughter, confusion, and mayhem, but then, half way through the battle, Supermouse exclaimed, "HEY!!! HE'S NOT HERE!!!!"

"What?" Eron said.

"He planeswalked away!!!!"

"Then, who were we fighting?" the warrior asked, as everyone looked around to see who it was. To their horror, laid on the ground in front of the warrior, was......

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

oops, I skipped a page! I will delete that post! Man, this story goes quick... let's see if we can get to 25 pages!

back in story:

Your mamma! j/k I coudn't resist!

Scuta!

"Got hit by a blastoderm driving a pickup"
"Serves him right.. sort of."

[Eron the Relentless]

Ok, Szat, we saved you from Teferi. (You said "he" planeswalked, so I'm going to say that you meant Teferi)
All we ask is that you use your necromancer spells to revive a Fallen Angel. And Phyrexian Scuta, while you're at it.
So Tvesh Szat revived Scuta, and when they came back to the Fallen Angel, Tvesh Szat casted something. It was no ordinary Raise Dead sort of spell. Tvesh Szat accidentially casted...

[Supermouse]

...Living Death!

"Oops! I accidentally casted a Living Death! now I get this hot Angel all for myself, while you are all DEAD!"

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Replied the 5-some.

WHAT WOULD THEY DO? HOW COULD THE GANG GET OUT OF THIS ONE?? WILL THERE BE A HAPPY ENDING??? WILL THERE EVER BE AN ENDING???? Find out on......

Eron the Relentless' Super Adventure of Niftyness!(name?)

[Eron the Relentless]

(Cheap theme song, next show starts)

"Well guys, now we have to kill Tvesh Szat and rescue Fallen Angel." Scuta said.
"Why can't we go anywhere without people trying to kill us?" Eron asked angrily.
"How about this: We cast 5 Exhumes," Supermouse said.
So Scuta used his magic to bring the party back to life. "Now to rescue my Fallen Angel!"

[Supermouse]

"Haha, little did they know, I used their 5 Exhumes to bring me...

4 Skyshroud Behemoth, and 1 Llanowar Elves! Well, I ran out of Fatties..." said Tvesh Szat.

"Ooh, your such a Big, Strong.... Something." said Fallen Angel, completely under Tvesh's control.

You let go of my Angel!" Screamed Scuta, running onto the Scene.

"She's mine now, you Oily Artifact Creature!"

"I'm no Artifact! I'm all Phyrexian!"

"Die, at the hands of my 4 Skyshroud Behemoth, and 1 Llanowar Elf!!!!!!"

[some_bloke]

which is basicly a wrath only for creatures of power 4 or above.

"dang it, my behemoth's." screamed tzat.

"ha! thank goodness i'm not kickered." said scuta.

"now i am."

but the angel interveined. "no! you must save yourself, scuta! leave me and let yourself live!"

*trashy romantic music*

.................."that sounds good. thanks."

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Commercial Break


Now, back tp the broadcast:
"Okay, well, what would kill you, the Lawnmower Elves?"

"No, you big, undead fool!" said the Fallen Angel... "Him!" she said again, pointing to Szat.

"Oh."

Supermouse or Eron, nobody could tell, yelled out "Get 'em!", and everyone moved into action. Scuta and the Angel both attacked Szat, and were driven back with Szat's dreaded "poking stick" Supermouse fell from a shot to the eye with the 'stick, and then so did the Lone Warrior. Things looked bad for Eron until Scuta and the Fallen Angel got up and began to attack again, sacaficing Teferi, wherever he is to make The Fallen Angel a 5/4 until the end of the battle. They were kickering (LoL) Tevesh Szat's butt until...

[Eron the Relentless]

...Yawgmoth appeared in a whirl of smoke.
"Haha, I'm not gone yet," he said.
"Tvesh, you owe me 8 bucks!" he shouted. "Pay up!"
"Um...I don't have 8 bucks. I'll pay you later," Tvesh said nervously.
"I've been wating 2000 years! Now you die!"
So Yawgmoth casted...

[Supermouse]

... A spell Which was Rarely used, called, "Where's my money, Biotch!!".

After Where's My Money, Biotch!! Resolved, Tvesh Szat was Gone.

"HA! I just love Spells that say, Remove target Scrub from the Game!"

"Great. Now we have to deal with Yawgmoth again." Said Scuta.

[Kaervek]

suddenly, out of nowhere

"Never fear, Burrito is here!"

"huh?" asked the other four

then they looked at supermouse, or who/what was supermouse. Standing there was Burrito, from the RPG!

Yawgmoth cursed for a little while, but then the Fallen Angel came up and kicked him, hard, in the kneecap.

"OWCH!" yelled Yawgie, and then Burrito...

[some_bloke]

for he loved playing doctors and nurses as a child.

infact he's not impartial to wearing a nurses uniform everynow and then... but i digress.
anyway he snaped out of it and went to the patent office to stake his claim in two of the most brilliant inventions of all times- the plastic and the bandage.

"urm... was he supposed to do something?" asked a very confused angel...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

"Yes, probably, but that's not important" said Yawgmoth, who had taken to nursing his foot as Scuta stomped away.

"Stop that, Scuta, WAHHHHHHHHHHHhhHWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMMMIEMOMMIE, HELP!"

and without further adue,_______________ cane up behind Scuta and swallowed him whole!

[Lone Warrior]

It was..... a Supermouse clone!!!!!

The whole group just stares at the clone as they try to think of what to do. All that is, except Supermouse.

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!?!?!?!!?!" Supermouse shouts, "DON'T COME OUT OF THE LAB UNTIL I TOOK OUT THOSE TEETH AND STOMACH OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!"

The Supermouse clone meanwhile just sat there, digesting Scuta, and ocassionaly burping.

Eron suddenly jumps up, opens the jaws of the Supermouse clone, and jumps inside!!!!!

"WHAT!?!?!?!?!" the whole group shouts. Just then, bursting out of the stomach of the Supermouse clone, is Eron and a slightly digested Scuta.

The clone, now partly dismembered, suddenly, and creepily, says....

[Supermouse]

"My Brothers.... Will come for me...."

"oh Dam!" said Eron. "Theres more of those?"

"Um, Yeah." Replied Supermouse. "I can tell you guys the whole story if you want..."

"NO! No Flashback!" Yelled Shivan Wurm.

"But its told so much better in Flashbacks!"

"Oh, Fine..."

"Good. now, it all started when..." (flashback sequence begins. it consists of Supermouse, before the Rath Party. YOU get to write it.)

[Lone Warrior]

(What was your life like before Rath Party? Hmmmmm......)

"I was once a small, desperate, and poor mouse living on the streets of the City of Traitors. Man, it sucked. Constantly going around, stealing food from the il-Vec and il-Dal. I had no life."

"But then, one day, I was walking around, like I did everyday, but then, I saw a certain store. It was ____________'s cloning salon."

[some_bloke]

"well come in, big boy, and let's get aquinted." said takara to the mouse.

"actually i just want a clone...?"

"oooh, look at you! like to get down to business do you? fine, follow me."

takara led the rather confused normalmouse (not very exiting) to the back of the store.

"now, just wait here while i get the rack and the handcuffs and stuff sorted out. make yourself confortable."

[Eron the Relentless]

So Takara put Normalmouse in handcuffs and strapped him to a table. Takara took out her drill and said, "Open wide, this wont hurt a bit!"
Takara drilled into Normalmouse's mouth. Normalmouse squirmed in terror, and knocked over a beaker of a steaming potion. It hit the ground and broke, and toxic gas filled the air.
Clones of Takara and Normalmouse filled the room.
Normalmouse (the real one) ran out of the store, and bumped into none other than...Teferi and MicPor (:D) (For those who don't know, they were two guys who formed an anti-Rath Party during the 2000 election).
Teferi and MicPor had been put into the City Of Traitors by Volrath the Fallen. They had a reputation for killing things weaker than them. Teferi wielded his deadly weapon, the...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Spamstick! HIYA! Yelled Teferi as he hit Takara with it. She fell dead. "Oh, no, what'll I do with these clones?!" said Normalmouse.

"Whatever." said Mic-Por

Normalmouse skittered away from a shot with the stick and ran until he came to the superheroes anonymous building and ran in. Most of the 'heroes' inside were nerds, but today, there was a superhero. Normalmouse crawled up to him in awe. Suddenly, mistaking him for his burrio, the radioactive superhero, thermonuclear man, lifted supermouse up to his mouth and bit him. Normalmouse grew and grew until he was...

[Lone Warrior]

The stick!!!!!

"Ow, stop poking me!!!" Normalmouse screamed. "IT HURTS!! THE AGONY!!!!"

MicPor cast a spell on Normalmouse that could kill him, but, due to Takara drill, it reversed the effect!!!

"Oh no..." Tefri muttered as Normalmouse turned into Supermouse!!!!

Takara suddenly jumped out of her shop and screamed. The Takara and Normalmouse clones were everywhere. "They could rampage through the city. Do something, Tefri. You're a planeswalker. Come on!" So, Tefri all planeswalked them to some remote place in Rath.

MicPor, meanwhile, was attacking Supermouse. Supermouse, though had extreme powers, and ripped off MicPor's head!!!! But then, a mysterious figure appeared before Tefri. It was......

[some_bloke]

"so who's tefri, then?"

"*shrugs* beats me."

*bang, punches flying in the air*

"well you asked for it."

oh no! with teferi gone, what will the heros do? find out in the next issue of the stuning, the brilliant, the utterly indespensible- the independent! i mean, urm... Takara's tales. yeh, that's it.

[Supermouse]

(If you check my Profile, it says "I used to be a Normal Mouse, until I was bitten by a Radioactive Superhero". so I will go with Scutas post, since it is most accurate.)

... Supermouse!

"Wow! I'm Supermouse now!" said Supermouse.

"Yay." said the Superheroes.

So Supermouse Fled away from the Superheroes, back to Takara's Salon, where Teferi and MicPor were looting...

"Hey, I found Takara's Bras!" "lets take those, and fondle them!" "Good idea!"

"Stop right there, you goons!"

"Oh No! Its...


SUPERMOUSE!"

"Thats right, and I will put a stop to you now!" So Supermouse Punched them both, Punched them so hard they Flew off the Plane, not to be heard from again until election time.

But Then, there came a Knocking, from Inside the Back Room of the Clone Salon. Suddenly, the Door Burst open, and a Deformed Mouse Stepped out!

"EW! Is that MY clone?" Asked Supermouse. He looked inside the Room, but found no Takara Clones, only Mice. The Mice looked pretty stuffed. Supermouse gently Flew inside, and found the Cloning instruction manual.

"Take one(1) normal Being, Chain them, and make sure they do not kick the Beaker off of the Table. if that Happens, it will produce an evil Clone that eats people. and Beware: Do Not attempt to Clone Mice! Mice are virtually Uncloneable! And whatever you do, don't let the Mouse kick the Beaker! Disaster will befall your plane!"

"Hmm. I don't think Takara was a Good Clonist."

(end Flashback Sequence)

"and thats what happened. Really. now, there must be 100 or more Clones running around. They must have gone into hiding way back then, or we would have heard of them sooner."

[Lone Warrior]

(Sorry. Didn't read your profile. Deleting my earlier one.)

"Well, that's cool Supermouse." the warrior says.

"Yeah, so what are the chances that they will go to the store?" Eron said jokingly.

The whole group then froze as they realized that the store was being watched over by Scuta's mom.

"Hey Scuta," Supermouse asks.

"Yeah."

"Is your mama kickered?"

"I don't know..... wait. Don't go dissing my mama."

"What? I wasn't dissing your mama. Come on, we have to get back to the store."

So, right in front of them, a bus appears. The driver is.....

[Eron the Relentless]

...Phyrexian Scuta's mom.
"AHHHH! We thought you were watching the shop!!" they all screamed.
The five got on the bus. When they finally reached the store, it was in total chaos. There were machine parts in the donuts and machine oil all over the floor.
"What a mess," Supermouse said. "Who was watching the store?"
"Me," a voice said.
Everyone turned around and saw...

[Supermouse]

A Clone of Takara!

"What are you doing?" asked Scuta.

"Whatching your store!" she said.

"not very well!" said Lone Warrior.

"So? Whats your point?" asked Takara.

"Why ARE you here,anyway?" asked Supermouse.

"To watch your store!"

"Who sent you?" Yelled Supermouse.

"It was...." And Takara promptly melted into Goo.

"That always happens!"

[some_bloke]

"who?"

"you know... me! urm, i'm, urm... me."

*pause*

"shut up, you."

anyway, the heros (?) have to get the place back on track before the misterious benifactor arives! you know, the bloke who's sold the deed for the store to them and was going to visit to see it's progress today?

no?

well, he's coming, and the gang better make a good job tarting the place up, cos if they don't.... i really don't know what will happen but it... will or won't be pleasant.

"better get on with it, now boys, chop chop! " urged scuta's mother...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

who then left the shop and let them clean. Scuta programmed a dreadnought to clean up the shop, but with Supermouse at the wheel, there was just a bigger mess, which Eron and Lone Warrior were left to figure out, as Scuta and Supermouse were working at the donut shop and the dreadnought shop.

"Lousy Shirkers!" said Eron...

[Supermouse]

"Good job at Shirking!" Said Supermouse.

"Yeah! We're Great at that, huh?" Replied Scuta.

"High Five!" Says Supermouse, but Scutas Claws slice into Mouses hand. "OH RABBIT! BUNNY, BUNNY RABBIT!"

Meanwhile, at the Dreadnought Shop............

Eron and Lone Warrior were cleaning up the Shop...

"Hmm. You know, lately I've been thinking. Why am I even here?"

"Oh, I'm sure theres SOME point to existence."

"No, not here as in why do I exist, here as in why am I staying at this shop cleaning up after you? You don't even pay me!"

"Well, I haven't seen a paycheck in months! Wait, I was supposed to be getting payed. Why haven't I been getting payed?"

"Why am I sticking around you wierd people? I am an Ageless Warrior who has fought evil for so long I've forgotten my own name! what am I doing hanging around with the likes of you?"

"I think Scuta is embezzling!"

"Why should I? Really? Don't I have places to go, people to kill? I'm outa here!"

"Or maybe it was Supermouse? Shivan Wurm?"

"Bye." and with that, Lone Warrior stepped out.

Then, he came running back in! "AAGGGHHH!! GIGANTIC MICE! EVERYWHERE! THEY'RE ALL OVER!"

"What if Yawgie got my Checks redirected to Mercadia?"

"LISTEN TO ME! SUPERMOUSE'S CLONES ARE ATTACKING RATH!"

Oh. Thats nice to- Wait, attacking Rath?"

"YES!"

"Gee, thats... this plane, right?"

"WE HAVE TO GO!"

[some_bloke]

"quick!" said the warrior. but it was futile as the portal building was inundated with people trying to catch the sub- planar warp hole to a safer place.

suddenly the door of the portal terminal was blown up. it was pyromaniacmouse with his hordes of degenerate mice, trying to destroy our heros and the inocents inside the building ...

[Eron the Relentless]

"This plane isn't going down so easily!" Eron shouted. "Umm....Does anyone have a Tremor?"
"I do!" Scuta said. "But Supermouse is a 0/1. He'd die."
"D'oh!" Eron shouted.
"Can we give him flying? He wont die to the Tremor if we do," Shivan Wurm asked.
As if in a soap opera, a passing flight enhanter knocked on the door.
The warrior said, "Well what do you know? It's the legendary...

[some_bloke]

yes, it's that, urm, bloke.

"well, what are you waiting for? give him flying already!" urged the scuta.

"yeh... o what? oh right, yeh. urm... let's see, er... who are you? never met you before. what's your name, little guy? want a signature from your favourate superhero?"

"wow, you can get spiderman's sig? thanks!"

"i meant me... for heavens sakes. anyway, better get on with it... fly!"

and everyone...

[Supermouse]

Looked at him funny.

"He's not Flying." Said Eron.

"Well, Um, Its, Um, he should, Um, Gotta Go! See Ya!" and with that, the give People Flying Bloke Dashed off, never to be seen again.... Well, never to be seen until he came back.

"Well, Guys, I'd like to remind you that I DO have flying. in fact, I've ALWAYS had Flying. I had it at the beginning of the story, Remember? back on page 3? I STILL have Flying!"

"Earthquake's hitting!"

"ACK! WHERE DO I HIDE?"

"FLY!"

"oh. right."

So, Supermouse flew into the sky, while a whole bunch of En-Kor took damage from the Earthquake. Fortunatly, it was all Redirected to the Flying Mage Bloke.

"OW! EARTHQUAKES HURT!"

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

And then Scuta called up Darigaaz, who used his unkickered breath to destroy all of the people on the ground. Eron Regenerated. The place was cleared out. Suddenly, all of the Takara clones came out. They walked past, but there were thousans of them and Scuta ended up sitting on his can separated from the rest of the group, who got taken to some kind of lair...

[some_bloke]

scuta was placed in the torturing chamber of the lair of takara's.

one of them talked to him.

"so, you've been a naughty little fatty, haven't you? got yourself kickered and all, so i see. well, before you suffer the worst fate imaginable, which is... you must give me a jolly good rogering! and when you have done that, you must give all of my sisters the same! and then again! so to exaust yourself to death!"

(come on, it a scene from the holy grail, it's not sick at all. honest.)

"what...?" said scuta, almost too stunned to say anything. "you mean...?"

" all night long," replied the takara,"and you shall start now..."

just then the amazing give people to flying bloke turned up.

"hello! hi, yeh... how are you? nice to see, nice to, urm... oh yes! i'm here to rescue you!"

"what? but you can't! they haven't done anything to me yet!"

"thank goodness. well, with your body still untainted, let's fly! urm.. yeh."

he rescued the scuta, kicking and screaming, from certain temptations....

[Lone Warrior]

Then the warrior started hitting on one of the Takara clones.

"NOOOO WARRIOR. THINK OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!! THINK!!!!" The group shouted, desperately trying to save, while Scuta got free and ran deep into the liar.

"NOOOO, YOU IDIOT!!!!" Supermouse shouted, "Scuta's getting away, all because of you!"

So, the whole thought of a way to save Scuta from the most earthly temptations, when.....

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Scuta started bowling! He slashed off the head of one of the clones and threw it into all of the others and they fell over.

"Scuta got addicted several years ago" explained Supermouse

*slash*

*splat*

*crash*

This was an interesting chapter with a happy ending for me, at least... yum brains braiiiiiinsssssss!!

[Lone Warrior]

Well then.....

THe world was saved thanks to the warrior, Eron, Supermouse, that bloke, and esp. Scuta, for getting everyone hooked on bowling and teaching us how to make brain souffle.

But now, the gang came back to see that, *gasp* the store was getting repoed by the government!!!! Scuta's mom came out and said.....

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

"Bye. I have to leave now."

"Bye!" said everyone

So then everyone fought bravely and took the shop back, but now it's under seige by the cops! Suddenly, Eron had an idea. he said...

[Lone Warrior]

Give them brain filled doughnuts!!!!!

So, with their Doughnt launchers, they made the police fat and blubbery with repeated shots of doughnuts to their mouths.

But wait!!!! Sctua mom comes back, as if in a trance. Then, she randomly runs at them and starts hitting them!!!

"Mom, STOP!!!" Sctua shouted, but it was in vain, for apparently the government had brainwashed Scuta's Mom!!!!

Scuta shouts, "I'm afraid I'll have to do this!" The group gasps in horror as Scuta....

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

uses his 'brain de-washer o matic pocket laser pointer gel roller pen' and his mom walks away again. Then, Supermouse, Scuta, Eron and the Warrior start shooting pins at the inflated cops. One by one, they pop and go flying all over. The group is triumphant once again.

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Originally posted by Phyrexian_Scuta16
The friends plunged onward, expecting to die, when Scuta said "Hey, We'll bounce off of that pole and leap to safety!"
They hit the pole. Snap!

Supermouse piped in "Hey, we'll bounce off of that broad, flat surface down there and be in a lot of pain!"
So they did.


remember those days when the story had just started? That was really so much funnier than now. Hey, lets go into a time warp and end up back at the bridge that fateful day...
or not.

[Supermouse]

And so, the Quad-io decides to give the store to the government of Rath, and have a good old-fashioned adventure!

"So, What should we do for adventure?" Asked supermouse.

"Well, we could taunt a Bloodshot Cyclops. That always leads to something interesting." Said Eron.

Shivanwurm said, "OR, we could..."

[Lone Warrior]

go and taunt an enraged Bloodshot Cyclops!!!!

"Agreed!!" The group shouted, and they prepared by getting armor, supplies, and of course, the.....

[Supermouse]

...Pack of Dream Thrush Feathers that are required(by law) to Taunt a Bloodshot Cyclops.

"Hey, Where did we put the Dream Thrush Feathers?" Asked Shivanwurm.

"I don't think we have any." Said Eron.

"Well, I guess its Birdy season." Said Scuta, as he picked up his RX-42 automatic self-firing Machine Rifle.

"WOOHOO! Lets get that Thrush!"

Later...

"Here, Thrushy Thrushy Thrushy!" Said Scuta.

"I'm not in the giving mood!" Said the Thrush.

"Oh, not the Dream Thrush from page 2!" Said Supermouse.

[Supermouse]

"Yes, I AM the Thrush from page 2! And I will destroy YOU ALL!!!!!" Said the Thrush.

"EEK!" Screamed our heroes!

After everyone had hidden behind a rock, Lone Warrior said, "Look, its only a Bird! I can kill it!" So Lone strode up to the Thrush, and the Dream Thrush immediatly began eating him.

"AAGGHH!!! OH, THE PAIN!!!!" Screamed Lone.

"We have to save him somehow!" Said Supermouse.

"I have an Idea!" Said Eron. *whisperwhisper*

PS: Whew, this thread almost died!

[Lone Warrior]

"AWWW CRAP IT HURTS YOU PIECE OF CRAP GET OFF ME!!!!" Lone Warrior yelled, trying to slash the birdie off, when Eron came up and kicked the birdie off and said "Eat me birdie eat me!!!!" The birds all swarmed around him, trying to eat him, but Eron kept regenerating. Lone Warrior was run off back to the store for medical treatment, and the rest of the group killed Dream Thrushes!!!!

Later at the store:

"Damn bird." Lone Warrior said, " the fing bird nearly killed me."
"Don't worry," Supermouse said, "want more bird meat?"
"Sure," Lone said.

All of the sudden, the mod ________ jumped out of the bushes in a fanatical rage.

[Supermouse]

The Mod Rancored Elf jumped out of the bushes in a Fanatical Rage!

"My Rancored Thrushes!" He yelled at the Rath Party members. "Why are you eating my Rancored Thrushes!?!?!?!?"

"Well, they started it!" Said Lone Warrior.

"Yeah, Just look at the Bite marks! They're all over me!" said Eron. "Oh, Wait. I regenerated."

"You guys are ALL gonna get a peice of me!" Said the Elf of the Rancorized kind.

*shoomshoomshoom*
*the world shifts to battle mode*

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Scuta is a 5/5, Eron's a 5/2 regenerator, Supermouse is a pumpable 0/1 flier, Lone warrior is a 2/2 pro red/black (paladin en vec?) and shivanwurm is a 7/7 trampler....

Mr. Elf is a 3/1 mana producer.


"Heh heh.... how a-b--b--b-bout a s-s-staring c-c-ontest-t-t-t..."

stuttered the elf.

[Lone Warrior]

The elf starts. "LASER EYES!!!" He screams out (if you read the online comic Megatokyo, you'll get what I'm saying.) "AHHH" the whole group goes as they blow up, taking 3021 damage each. All of their limit bars are filled. It should look like this:

Name HP MP LIMIT
Scuta 3058/6079 l 300/300 [-------------] [0000000]l
Eron 6978/9999 l 560/560 [-------------] [0000000]l
Lone 1540/4561 l 230/230 [-------------] [0000000]l
Shivan 5546/8567 l 100/100 [-------------] [0000000]l
Supermouse 5878/7899 l 999/999 [-------------] [0000000]l

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

uh, okay....

How about we drop the stats.

Scuta steps on the elf and they all walk away

[Lone Warrior]

dewd, it's supposed to be a FF7 fight against R_E. BUt whatever...

[illbeleavinnow]

All of a sudden, out of the bushes comes a heroic figure of hope and yet malice. It's the great illbeleavinnow!!! With sheer strength of mangitude and a brain that cannot fit in any other immortal being's head, our stupendous man of diversionary tactics springs into action!
"Begone, evil creature from Zhargon!" shouts our hero to Eron the Relentless. "You're evil shall rule here no more!"
And thus our great hero Stupendous Ma... ahem, I mean... illbeleavinnow heals the savaged party and exaltedly waits to counterattack whatever move the evil in front of him shall do next. Little time he had to rest, for Eron immediatly attacked by...

[Phyrexian_Scuta16]

Throwing Scuta at illbeleavinnow!

CRASH

BOOM

went the two super-powers, titans among MTGnewsers, went crashing through a wall

"ow" said illbeleavinnow

Scuta got up and threw illbeleavinnow against another wall. As he brandished a claw, illbeleavinnow kixked him in the stomach and threw a mighty punch which bowled Scuta over. But he exectuted a perfect backflip, rolling with the glancing blow to his feet.

Scuta was about to decapitate his opponent when illbeleavinnow started crying and said:
"STOP! Lemme go change my pants! wahhhh!!!"

when he returned, supermouse and lone warrior....