How's this for one?

[Highroller]

Dark Perfectionist
2UB Creature-Wizard 2/2
XU, T: X target permanents become the color of your choice until the end of turn.
2BB, T: Deal X damage to target creature's controller, where X is the amount of unplayable rares that Wizards printed in the same set as that creature.
His eyes see only flaws.

I'm surprised no one thought of a card like this earlier. Comments? Complaints? Suggestions?

[WileyOtis]

That sounds WAY too overpowered.. Think of the possibilities, you can be dealing about 20 damage to some controllers each turn!

[Elven Fart]

Rath of Volrath

RB

Destroy target land.

[Elven Fart]

just realized that rath and volrath rhymes

[Elven Fart]

Shivan's Rage

R

Destroy target basic land.

[Dumble O' Reddy]

Nullifying Glare 2WW
Enchantment
All creatures become 1/1 Clone tokens with first strike. Whenever Clones deal or recieve damage, bury them.

Reluctant Charge WU1
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is blocked, untap that creature. It deals no combat damage this turn.

[Elven Fart]

Dromar's Gift

UUU

draw 6 cards, skip ur next turn.