View Full Version : Welcome to Lepardy! Starring Greel!
tentagel, the vengel
05-29-01, 13:22
Welcome to Leopardy. I'm your host, Greel. WANT BLOOD... Oh sorry. That just happens.
Lets get to our contestants. In seat one it is Mirri. In seat two it is Latulla. In seat three it is ----
Phyrexian_Scuta16
05-29-01, 17:45
Bobbie, the screeching harpy that had nothing better to do than come here.
The "prize" that they all will be playing for today is........
(try to make this scary, people!)
BlackLotusOfDeath
05-29-01, 18:03
A one way trip to Greels stomach.
*Contestants look around nervously.*
On to our fisrt question.
"This person is the master of all evil"
*BING*
Yes, Mirri,
Supermouse
05-29-01, 21:16
"Umm... He, Yawgmoth?"
"NOOOOO! The Correct answer is GREEL! ME! HA!"
"now, our second answer is, this person is the SECOND greatest master of evil"
*BING* Bobbie?
"Umm, who is... Yawgmoth?"
"NNOOOO! I am ALSO the SECOND greatest! Now, Greel is the master of THIS!"
*BING* "Latulla!"
"What is Game shows?"
"YOU'RE RIGHT! $100! you get to choose the next question."
"Umm...
"Who is the ugliest woman in all of Dominia??"
Latulla buzzed in. "Hazban Ogress?"
"NO!! YO MAMA IS!
Next Question..."
"Who is yo daddy?"
Bing* Bing* Bing* "Mirri, yes...whats the answer...u only have to hit once!!!"
"Ummmm....well.....uh.......shorse2?"
"No i'm sorry, but once again....its ME!"
"On to round 2, where its latulla in the lead....You're that much closer to that trip. Here are the catagories..."
Phyrexian_Scuta16
06-03-01, 15:25
1. Greel's earlier life
2. how he supposedly kicked the crap out of a Juzam djinn
and
3. What would Greel do if this show got cancelled
now for a commercial break
Quest Toothpaste: It keeps your teeth yellow and rotting! It's so good greel uses it.
And now back to Leopardy ...
Latula....its ur choice....
I'll take "How u supposedly kicked juzams
Ok, heres the question....
Just how bloody was juzam after i kicked teh living crap out of him?
*BING* Yes..mirri?
Not bloddy at all, cause u couldnt kick his arse even if u wanted to....
WRONG!!!!!!!!! Now discard 5 cards at random!!!!!!
Mirri: You didn't say we needed to bring any cards, how was I supposed to know. This is a game show!
Greel: Well, there's always another option...
Mirri: What might that be?
Greel: I can eat you!
Mirri: That was supposed to be the grand prize though!
Greel: I can always make exceptions. I own the Phyrexian network for crying out loud!
Mirri: Well.......
Phyrexian_Scuta16
06-05-01, 16:47
"Well is a deep subject" Snarled Greel as Mirri leapt at him, slshing off an arm with one stoke.
"What the... OWIE!" said Hreel as he began to cry.
"HIYA" screamed Mirri as she drove her sword through Greel's stomach and up through his shoulder. A quick punch smashed his fangs and a lightning fast kick bashed in ribs. Fire shot from behind Mirri, as Latulla toasted the corpse. Bobby screamed as it dove at Greel...
"OK!!! STOP!!!! NOW WE'RE OFF THE AIR!!!", said the producer, "UR NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL THE HOST!!!!"
"Well, he was being mean to me", replied mirri.
"Thats no excuse. We'll be in contact, but u can expect a fatty lawsuit!!", replied the producer.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! GET OFF OF ME!!! OWWWWW!!!!! THAT HURT!!! GET AWAY!!!! NO!!!!!!!"
RIPPPPP, SLASH, TEAR
"ANY OF U GUYS GOT ANYTHING TO SAY????"
~fill name in here~
06-06-01, 03:04
Mirri: " Well, I'd guess you need to find a new host.."
Producer: " Well Duh you dumb tiger woman....hey, how about the one who killed you?? Crovax?
Mirri: " Don't even go there!!"
So, ofcourse, the producer calls Crovax to see if he would like to host the show..
Crovax" "
but.....
crovax comes in...
"ok back in 5....4....3.....2.....1...."
"Welcome back, Hi i'm crovax, filling in for greel as he is a little under the weather. Now dont you contestants worry, my stomach is just as big as greel's so that grand prize is still up for grabs. Lets look at the new catagories...3/3 flyers that cost 4BB....rare black legends from nemesis...and....who is the best legend ever."
"Latula...its still ur pick."
"I'll take rare legends from nemesis for $500"
"Who is THE best legend from nemesis?"
BING..."yes bobby?"
"Volrath"
"WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!....ITS ME!!!!!!...so what if u can discard creatures and he gets bigger?!?!?!? i can make their non black creatures smaller, and ur black one bigger!!!!"
"so what?"
"SO WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?...u die!!!!!!!"
:bobby gets head split open w/ axe:
"OK..latula..still ur pick..."
Phyrexian_Scuta16
06-07-01, 16:50
Crovax: Oops, I'm sorry about that. You should probably change into something with no gore on it.
Latula: We don't have any dressing rooms!
Mirri: RARR! SHREDDDD! Oh, sorry. I can't change out of this thing!
Crovax: Alrighty, then, I like gore anyway. Stupid Bush just HAD to win the election
Fans: BOOO!!! CHEEEER!!
A fan throws a pop can at Crovax
Crovax: Slurp, yum, soda.... Wait, who threw that?!
Crovax splits open the head of a random fan
Mirri: Well, Flatulla, choose!
Latulla: Hey!... I'll take....
...3/3 flyers for 4BB.
what card is a 3/3 flyer for 4BB?
Bing!!!!!!!!!
Yes, latulla?
You!!! what other stupid ovrecosted legend would be a 3/3 flyer!!!!
UR gonna die biotch!!!
:splits her head open w/ axe:
WELL, it looks like we have a winner!!!!
Phyrexian_Scuta16
06-09-01, 15:09
Mirri walked over to crovax and said
"You stinking son of a danged bandersnatch!" I'm going to kill you!"
Crovax: no you arent!
Mirri: Look behind you, [bleep]. there's a forest there!
Crovax looks behind him
Crovax: Oh, crap!
Mirri lunges at Crovax, and he can not block because Mirri has forestwalk. Mirri rips crovax into....
...next saturday.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
CROVAX yells and writhes in agony...as the blood flows from his severed arteries.
"I win!!!!!!", mirri exclaims in excitement...
then none other than ______ enters and does the unthinkable...
Phyrexian_Scuta16
10-02-01, 18:18
Urza!
He grabs Mirri and teleports to the Plane of Airanimod, where there is now a new show called _____________________
[it's a parallel universe, Airanimod is Dominaria Backwards]
Soulslayer
10-05-01, 17:32
Annialation! the game is who can survive the longest, with Volrath as your host!
the 3 contestants are:
Mirri,
Urza,
And Yawgmoth!
first question: 7 cards that have Volrath in their name.
Johnny Blaze
10-06-01, 04:40
*Sean Connery walks in by mistake
"My my, Trebek, is that your face or did your neck throw up?! HAHAHA...I'll take 'Anal Bum Cover (An Album Cover) for a thousand."
Then Sean Connery is viciously ripped apart and resurrected a thousand times by Yawgmoth.
"Okay, moving on..."
vBulletin® v3.8.4, Copyright ©2000-2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.