Vending Machine - Page 148

Selvaxri · 01-29-10, 14:01

You get Brother Eye and a nanobot virus that turns everyone one it infects into mind-controlled supersoldiers.

I put in Jaya Ballards unknown pet dragon/familar- Waffles.

Selvaxri · 02-08-10, 11:42

okay, scratch Waffles... since nobody wanted a dragon named Waffles.

instead i put in my cat's second litter- Darrell, Daryl, Ratface, and Mutant/Turtle/Monochrome* (my li'l sister, my dad, and I couldn't agree on a name for him.) all of whom, have gone missing- though, we know the fate of one of them.

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Daryl and Ratface disappeared christsmas after last, my mom found the other Darrell dead on the curb, and Mutant has been missing for a week.

**Jon** · 02-08-10, 18:45

I would've sworn I replied to the Waffles post.

And I wouldn't worry about Mutant/Turtle/Monochrome. Probably just out somewhere creating a new generation of cats for y'all to come up with strange names for.... :b

I put in whatever this Drew Barrymore movie on amc is. I don't now its name, I just randomly flipped to it after the Kansas/Texas game. It's got Jessica Alba in it, if that helps.

Selvaxri · 02-08-10, 20:27

You get me and shenron crashing at your place with a copy of Zombieland and The Hangover. don't watch whatever crap you are...

as for my cat's names-
i have a cat named Dryerlint, or just Lint... as a kitten she was a gray fuzzball. and the name stuck.

anywho, i put in my disappointment after playing Mass Effect 2... could have been a great game, but just seemed lacking.

**Jon** · 02-09-10, 19:09

You get back some eager anticipation, as the Vending Machine reminds you of Bioshock 2's impending release.

I put in Kang's evil Spider-Man robot that he sends from the future to try to kill the Avengers in South America, from Avengers 11.

**Shenron** · 02-11-10, 12:42

You get J Jonah Jameson's Spider Slayer robot... slightly used, apparently the NYC Mayor's office is having a cash shortage this month. (gotta pay the snow crews!)

I put in the West Antarctic ice sheet.

Selvaxri · 02-11-10, 17:11

You get a bunch of surfing penquins.

I put in Bill Murray as a zombie, courtesy of Zombieland 2.

**Jon** · 02-14-10, 14:10

You get Bill Murray as...

Spoiler:

I put in: my excitement over all the new Masters of the Universe toys shown at this year's Toy Fare (my favorite being the two-pack with Mo-Larr, the Eternian dentist, and Skeletor with missing teeth. I can't believe Mattel's actually producing that)!

Selvaxri · 02-25-10, 11:50

...you get an actual dentist trying to remove your rotted teeth, on halloween, as you're costumed as Skeletor. with a pre-schooler's make-believe dentist kit, none the less.

i put in my hesitation to bump up the "In Memorium" thread because this board is dead.

**Jon** · 03-01-10, 17:52

You get a notice that it's hardly just 'News' Humor forum that's dead - but the entirety of the site, apparently.

I put in the awesomeness of - Beta Ray Bill!

**Shenron** · 03-12-10, 19:42

You get... nothing, because trying to revive something with ersatz alien versions of something never seems to work.

I put in a Starfleet replicator. (which is good old fashioned human technology.)

**Jon** · 03-13-10, 11:42

You get tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

I like to yell that at my microwave from time to time, but whenever I do and open the door, there's never any tea. Earl Grey. Hot. There. :/

I put in the NCAA tournament opening round game that Tennessee's Melvin Goins for is likely going to have to sit out for due his his flagrant foul, and subsequent ejection, during Kentucky's 74-45 rout of Tennessee today. That'll make this sixth game he's missed this year due to suspensions, if I'm not mistaken. Pot, guns, and now a flagrant foul....

Edit: Scratch that. Pearl says that Goins isn't going to have to sit out the next game. Classy, Coach Pearl.

So I put in the whopping 11 points Purdue just racked up against Minnesota in the entire first half of their Big Ten semifinals game. :b

Selvaxri · 03-13-10, 16:30

you get the harlem globetrotters whooping thier eternal opponent- the New York Nationals (or also know as "the White Guys that tried out") by atleast 20 pts.

i put in... the Half-Minute Hero game, in which you have 30 seconds to stop an Evil Lord from casting a "blow da'effing world" spell.

**Jon** · 03-14-10, 08:43

You get a blown-up world, most of the time.

To help rebuild civilization, I'll put in a resolved Rampant Growth, and a resolved Sylvan Scrying.

**Forgotten One** · 03-16-10, 20:19

You get the Forest Moon of Endor, complete with a half-constructed Death Star that inexplicably is just as fragile as 'Death Star Mark I' and a Shield Generator with a badly guarded back door...

I put in the half-built 'Death Star Mark II', and a Steamflogger Boss to help speed up the construction process and to get the production of Contraptions back within quota.

01-29-10, 14:01	#2206
Selvaxri Archmage Eternal Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in my Castle of Misfortune and Armory of Rocket Launchers! Posts: 9,796	You get Brother Eye and a nanobot virus that turns everyone one it infects into mind-controlled supersoldiers. I put in Jaya Ballards unknown pet dragon/familar- Waffles. __________________ SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do you feel lucky? Because you'd better start running, while you still can." 363 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 103 Rocket Launchers (41 AQ/62 rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.

02-08-10, 11:42	#2207
Selvaxri Archmage Eternal Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in my Castle of Misfortune and Armory of Rocket Launchers! Posts: 9,796	okay, scratch Waffles... since nobody wanted a dragon named Waffles. instead i put in my cat's second litter- Darrell, Daryl, Ratface, and Mutant/Turtle/Monochrome* (my li'l sister, my dad, and I couldn't agree on a name for him.) all of whom, have gone missing- though, we know the fate of one of them. . Daryl and Ratface disappeared christsmas after last, my mom found the other Darrell dead on the curb, and Mutant has been missing for a week. __________________ SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do you feel lucky? Because you'd better start running, while you still can." 363 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 103 Rocket Launchers (41 AQ/62 rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.

02-08-10, 20:27	#2209
Selvaxri Archmage Eternal Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in my Castle of Misfortune and Armory of Rocket Launchers! Posts: 9,796	You get me and shenron crashing at your place with a copy of Zombieland and The Hangover. don't watch whatever crap you are... as for my cat's names- i have a cat named Dryerlint, or just Lint... as a kitten she was a gray fuzzball. and the name stuck. anywho, i put in my disappointment after playing Mass Effect 2... could have been a great game, but just seemed lacking. __________________ SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do you feel lucky? Because you'd better start running, while you still can." 363 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 103 Rocket Launchers (41 AQ/62 rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.

02-11-10, 12:42	#2211
Shenron Moderator Protoculture Addict Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cheerfully Depressed Posts: 7,190	You get J Jonah Jameson's Spider Slayer robot... slightly used, apparently the NYC Mayor's office is having a cash shortage this month. (gotta pay the snow crews!) I put in the West Antarctic ice sheet. __________________ God plays dice with the Universe. Gamers are the ones who argue for a re-roll.

02-11-10, 17:11	#2212
Selvaxri Archmage Eternal Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in my Castle of Misfortune and Armory of Rocket Launchers! Posts: 9,796	You get a bunch of surfing penquins. I put in Bill Murray as a zombie, courtesy of Zombieland 2. __________________ SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do you feel lucky? Because you'd better start running, while you still can." 363 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 103 Rocket Launchers (41 AQ/62 rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.

02-08-10, 18:45	#2208
Jon Global Moderator Favourite Moderator 2008 Old Kentucky Shark Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 20,753	I would've sworn I replied to the Waffles post. And I wouldn't worry about Mutant/Turtle/Monochrome. Probably just out somewhere creating a new generation of cats for y'all to come up with strange names for.... :b I put in whatever this Drew Barrymore movie on amc is. I don't now its name, I just randomly flipped to it after the Kansas/Texas game. It's got Jessica Alba in it, if that helps.

02-09-10, 19:09	#2210
Jon Global Moderator Favourite Moderator 2008 Old Kentucky Shark Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 20,753	You get back some eager anticipation, as the Vending Machine reminds you of Bioshock 2's impending release. I put in Kang's evil Spider-Man robot that he sends from the future to try to kill the Avengers in South America, from Avengers 11.

02-14-10, 14:10	#2213
Jon Global Moderator Favourite Moderator 2008 Old Kentucky Shark Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 20,753	You get Bill Murray as... Spoiler: ...Peter Venkman's ghost, courtesy of Ghostbusters 3. I put in: my excitement over all the new Masters of the Universe toys shown at this year's Toy Fare (my favorite being the two-pack with Mo-Larr, the Eternian dentist, and Skeletor with missing teeth. I can't believe Mattel's actually producing that)!

02-25-10, 11:50	#2214
Selvaxri Archmage Eternal Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in my Castle of Misfortune and Armory of Rocket Launchers! Posts: 9,796	...you get an actual dentist trying to remove your rotted teeth, on halloween, as you're costumed as Skeletor. with a pre-schooler's make-believe dentist kit, none the less. i put in my hesitation to bump up the "In Memorium" thread because this board is dead. __________________ SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do you feel lucky? Because you'd better start running, while you still can." 363 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 103 Rocket Launchers (41 AQ/62 rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.

03-01-10, 17:52	#2215
Jon Global Moderator Favourite Moderator 2008 Old Kentucky Shark Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 20,753	You get a notice that it's hardly just 'News' Humor forum that's dead - but the entirety of the site, apparently. I put in the awesomeness of - Beta Ray Bill! Attached Thumbnails

03-12-10, 19:42	#2216
Shenron Moderator Protoculture Addict Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cheerfully Depressed Posts: 7,190	You get... nothing, because trying to revive something with ersatz alien versions of something never seems to work. I put in a Starfleet replicator. (which is good old fashioned human technology.) __________________ God plays dice with the Universe. Gamers are the ones who argue for a re-roll.

03-13-10, 11:42	#2217
Jon Global Moderator Favourite Moderator 2008 Old Kentucky Shark Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 20,753	You get tea. Earl Grey. Hot. I like to yell that at my microwave from time to time, but whenever I do and open the door, there's never any tea. Earl Grey. Hot. There. :/ I put in the NCAA tournament opening round game that Tennessee's Melvin Goins for is likely going to have to sit out for due his his flagrant foul, and subsequent ejection, during Kentucky's 74-45 rout of Tennessee today. That'll make this sixth game he's missed this year due to suspensions, if I'm not mistaken. Pot, guns, and now a flagrant foul.... Edit: Scratch that. Pearl says that Goins isn't going to have to sit out the next game. Classy, Coach Pearl. So I put in the whopping 11 points Purdue just racked up against Minnesota in the entire first half of their Big Ten semifinals game. :b Last edited by Jon; 03-13-10 at 12:46..

03-13-10, 16:30	#2218
Selvaxri Archmage Eternal Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in my Castle of Misfortune and Armory of Rocket Launchers! Posts: 9,796	you get the harlem globetrotters whooping thier eternal opponent- the New York Nationals (or also know as "the White Guys that tried out") by atleast 20 pts. i put in... the Half-Minute Hero game, in which you have 30 seconds to stop an Evil Lord from casting a "blow da'effing world" spell. __________________ SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do you feel lucky? Because you'd better start running, while you still can." 363 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 103 Rocket Launchers (41 AQ/62 rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.

03-14-10, 08:43	#2219
Jon Global Moderator Favourite Moderator 2008 Old Kentucky Shark Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 20,753	You get a blown-up world, most of the time. To help rebuild civilization, I'll put in a resolved Rampant Growth, and a resolved Sylvan Scrying.

03-16-10, 20:19	#2220
Forgotten One Global Moderator Rotated into oblivion... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Republic of Ah-nold (aka California) Posts: 7,707	You get the Forest Moon of Endor, complete with a half-constructed Death Star that inexplicably is just as fragile as 'Death Star Mark I' and a Shield Generator with a badly guarded back door... I put in the half-built 'Death Star Mark II', and a Steamflogger Boss to help speed up the construction process and to get the production of Contraptions back within quota. __________________ Official Card-Carrying Member of [Spammers United] Death to the lovers!!!!! Former member of the Spikes RIP... DRGR: Internet Infiltrator Ruler of Australia under the Reign of Highroller BotN2 Winner!!!!

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