Terribly Bored

[TFE Magnus]

Hey, it's me. The site that I've been running for a while (coloholics.net) is down for upgrades and who knows when it'll be up. Maybe a couple days, maybe a week or so.
I'm unbelievably bored, TRM's too busy doing acid, and I only party on the weekends. My attention span is way too tiny to be without a forum even for a week or two.

So, I'll be around, maybe I'll resurrect a couple forums singlehandedly, do some posting runs. Open the blinds and bring some light into this place.

I notice you guys have added a spam area that is like the Sewer except full of PG old meme jokes like Rick Astley.
Other than that, not much has changed.
Also, I noticed the Colosseum is now retired, which is pretty gagworthy. Even 1% active, every forum needs an RP forum and the Colosseum was basically the place of my forum birth. What a pity, I suppose all the cool Colo cats that probably not many of you know or remember are extinct.
They're the lost generation, just too old to post these days I guess.
Hell, I used to have Nai, Calvin, piano rock, Melaia, even Bane temporarily on Coloholics, but they're not even there anymore. The old Colosseum generation is lost.

A lot of you guys either loved me or hated me and I notice some of the vets still mention me in hate or nostalgia, but too be perfectly honest I've forgotten you all and moved on with my new forum where I created another couple brand new thousand lovers and haters. New Unsans, new DotPs, new MDs, new Xens (God forbid), it's a trip being an Admin. Makes me sympathize with the old Admins of MTGN.
I can't guarantee I'll be around much, or that you'll want me around much. Once Coloholics is upgraded and back up, I'll probably be immersed again.
If you remember me, you're probably someone who deserves to be euthanized. If you don't, then good show, let's have a spot of fun.

Incidentally, I'm not even the same TFE. I don't feel the urge to make wacky polls anymore or speak slang. I'm much more bitter and solemn now, after running a forum myself for 2-3 years. I basically turned from Will Smith to Stalin, and nobody likes that sort of transition.


As for the game of MTG, well, it's like this:

Started in Ice Age, played until Scourge. Stopped at Scourge.
Came back in Mirrodin, played all the way until the end of Kamigawa. Stopped at Ravnica.
Long hiatus...Then I came back in Shards...didn't even last the whole set.

So how were Conflux and Reborn? Did I miss out on a lot of fun? I'm just out of the MTG mood right now. Plus I didn't like the lame "already decided tribal clans" of Alara.

Use of "gay" in a derogatory manner is not allowed. Consider this a pre-warning warning. ~DotP

[Dragon of the Pants]

Well, Um.. huzzah? I look forward to less crazy randomness. And please tell me the changes including the removal of using "body" as a verb from your vocabulary.

[TFE Magnus]

Originally Posted by Dragon of the Pants

Well, Um.. huzzah? I look forward to less crazy randomness. And please tell me the changes including the removal of using "body" as a verb from your vocabulary.

Buddy, that's so 2005.

Also, nowadays I'm too doped up, old, and bitter to use any slang. DAMN KIDS THESE DAYS WITH THEIR AUTOTUNE AND JERKIN'! Robot voices and skinny jeans aren't rap! *shakes fist* GET OFF MY LAWN!

[Highroller]

Originally Posted by TFE Magnus

I basically turned from Will Smith to Stalin

No no no, TFE, Will Smith actually has the ability to rap.

[Dragon of the Pants]

Originally Posted by Highroller

No no no, TFE, Will Smith actually has the ability to rap.

Oh God not this again.

[TFE Magnus]

Originally Posted by Highroller

No no no, TFE, Will Smith actually has the ability to rap.

If you think Will Smith can rap, then I pity your ideal of rap.
Family Guy had it right pretty much:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAOxC...eature=related
Remembering those days, you wouldn't know a multisyllabic rhyme if it sodomized you.

I pity the man who'd validate Will Smith of all people just to invalidate another man. That's like collaborating with the Nazis.

Though like I said, running my site I've had new Highrollers to replace you, so I'm used to it by now.

[Highroller]

Originally Posted by TFE Magnus

If you think Will Smith can rap, then I pity your ideal of rap.

... You mean idea of rap?

Originally Posted by TFE Magnus

Though like I said, running my site I've had new Highrollers to replace you, so I'm used to it by now.

This coming from the person who got kicked out of his own forum?

That's like building a house, having your parents move in, getting kicked out, begging them to move back in, having them reject you and cancel your credit cards, and then performing the walk of shame to your former college roommate's to ask him to let you crash for the night, only to have him slam the door in your face.

[TFE Magnus]

Originally Posted by Highroller

... You mean idea of rap?



This coming from the person who got kicked out of his own forum?

That's like building a house, having your parents move in, getting kicked out, begging them to move back in, having them reject you and cancel your credit cards, and then performing the walk of shame to your former college roommate's to ask him to let you crash for the night, only to have him slam the door in your face.

Woah, wait a second, are you talking about Xenphire here? He got kicked out of his own forum. I was never kicked out of Coloholics. I own it. It's down for upgrades, you overassumptive neurotic. Try actually READING POSTS FOR ONCE before you spazz out on your usual snarky "LOL TFE SUX" bull**** trolls.

Originally Posted by Your Emperor

The site that I've been running for a while (coloholics.net) is down for upgrades

No offense, but you insulted me first with your jumping at my testicles like a wild dog. What's up with the hater hard-on you have for me? Can't you just chill? Like I said, I have new Highrollers to replace you, can't you give me a break and replace me with someone else to get your panties in a bunch towards? It's blowing my buzz. Chill.

And I meant ideal, frankly. Your ideas of rap aren't much better. Stuck in a stone age of monosyllabilic rhyming, I'm sure.


Incidentally, Coloholics should be up in a day or two, so hurrah.

[Highroller]

Uh huh. So let me see if I've got this here. You came on this site, and announced you came on this site, but you don't really care at all about this site, I mean, it's not as though you NEED this site, you've got your own site and you're doing very well for yourself, it's not as though you go around to other sites like this all the time, but something happened with your site - wasn't your fault by the way- and again, it's not like you need to be here on this site, but you came because things were temporarily a problem and you were hoping to find something over here.

... Yeah, pretty easy to read between the lines.

Originally Posted by TFE

Pleeeeaaaaase guys... Pleeeeeaaaaaase find me relevant and moderately interesting... Pleeeeeeaaaaaase.

[TFE Magnus]

Originally Posted by Highroller

Uh huh. So let me see if I've got this here. You came on this site, and announced you came on this site, but you don't really care at all about this site, I mean, it's not as though you NEED this site, you've got your own site and you're doing very well for yourself, it's not as though you go around to other sites like this all the time, but something happened with your site - wasn't your fault by the way- and again, it's not like you need to be here on this site, but you came because things were temporarily a problem and you were hoping to find something over here.

... Yeah, pretty easy to read between the lines.

Nah, to keep it pretty simple since you're overanalyzing like an attention-hungry bitch:
Site is upgrading (not a "problem", not "kicked out", we're UPGRADING. READ. ****ING. POSTS. DIP****.), felt bored, showing up here to post temporarily and enjoy messing around with trivia with DoP. All in good temporary fun.

Of course, since you're apparently obsessed with hating on me, you've turned that into "LOOK AT ME" bull****. Can you get over yourself already? How are you even given power here when you troll so much?

Why are you so obsessed with jumping at my face? Can't you stop hating and just chill out with all the "TFE SUXX" bull**** for one second? You're obsessive and it's seriously pathetic. I show up minding my own business just talking about innocent crap, and you're throwing a bitchfit.
Would it have hurt your apparent obsession with me SOOO much to just stay the **** out of my announcement thread if all you were going to do was troll and act like a turd? Have some ****ing decency and CHILL OUT.


Like I said before, I've found other Highrollers and hater bitches. Can't you find other TFEs and get over me already? It's weird and me and DoP were minding our own business in this thread when you just felt the compulsion to enter so you could bitch and troll. You seem so obsessively full of hate that it can't be healthy.

Flame Warning for insulting forum member. ~DotP

[Highroller]

Originally Posted by TFE Magnus

Nah, to keep it pretty simple since you're overanalyzing like an attention-hungry bitch:
Site is upgrading (not a "problem", not "kicked out", we're UPGRADING. READ. ****ING. POSTS. DIP****.)

Oh SURE. It's not your fault you're over here. You wouldn't be over here if you had your way, and pretty soon you'll be out. You're just here for a temporary amount of time. It's not like you really need to be here. You've got plenty of other places to go. You're just stuck here for a little while, that's all. All you need's a bit of time here. Yep. You're totally capable of leaving any time, just until your minor problem gets fixed.

Honestly, seen this game played before. No, you cannot borrow money. No, you aren't welcome here.

[TFE Magnus]

Highroller, are you seriously this obsessed with me? Shut the **** up, cut the hating, and get out of my announcement thread. What a troll...

[Dragon of the Pants]

Seriously, children. Calm down. No more. NONE.

[Xenphire]

Everytime I think 'News is doing better, the trolls and spammers that we were better off without come back out of the woodworks.

* Xenphire sighs.


Back to lurking.

[TFE Magnus]

Originally Posted by Highroller

This coming from the person who got kicked out of his own forum?

That's like building a house, having your parents move in, getting kicked out, begging them to move back in, having them reject you and cancel your credit cards, and then performing the walk of shame to your former college roommate's to ask him to let you crash for the night, only to have him slam the door in your face.

Originally Posted by TFE Magnus

Woah, wait a second, are you talking about Xenphire here?

lol, poor old Xen. Nice post trolling me while discussing trolls, by the way.


Anyway, my forum is back up, so I probably won't have as much time to post here. Sorry, no more trivia DotP, but hey, at least you managed to take the top spots in all the scoreboards.