My Precious Thread

[TFE Magnus]

A Colosseum classic, though probably more humor than roleplaying.

Originally Posted by smeaggle

I start with... the precious!
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okay im not good with character art, but u get the picture, no?
of coursse you do!
now all someone has to do is kill me and get the precious. example:
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*picks up rocket launcher*
*fires*
muhhahahhahahah now i have the precious.
Precious count: 1
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http://forums.mtgnews.com/showthread.php?t=114505


Essentially a King of the Hill type humorous game where each posters strives to take the Precious from the last person who posted.
Check out the awesome count I used to have:
http://forums.mtgnews.com/showpost.p...postcount=2496


Anyway, I have the Precious now. Come and get it!

[Dragon of the Pants]

Funny thing is this thread originated in humor and got moved to the Colo.


Well, considering your choice of avatar...

* Dragon of the Pants whips out a ounce-sized bag of catnip and distracts you with it while pilfering the precious.

[TFE Magnus]

* TFE Magnus steals your "t" and shanks you brutally with a makeshift knife made out of dried up dog turds while you're shocked at the loss of your letter....and also takes the Precious.



Precious Count: 2

[ZenithCard]

I throw Nermal at TFE Magnus.

Nermal contained a bomb, and explodes on impact. (The world can now thank me for getting rid of the Scrappy of the Garfield series)

Exploding nermal deals lethal damage to TFE Magnus.

TFE Magnus collapses.

I then yoink the Precious from whatever's left of TFE Magnus and run like heck.

Precious Count: 001

[TFE Magnus]

* TFE Magnus viciously beats ZenithCard to death with a piece of cow dung and then steals the Precious from his smelly and brutalized corpse.


Precious Count: 3

[ZenithCard]

My ghost vengefully haunts TFE Magnus and scares away all the women that he tries to score with.

TFE Magnus becomes so distraught that he commits suicide.

My disembodied spirit then finds a soulless body to inhabit (probably a politician), steels the precious, and then retires on his new host's penchant.

Precious Count: 002

[Forgotten One]

* Forgotten One takes 10 million 20-sided dice and air-drops them from an appropriate height to cause terminal velocity but not high enough to where you see it coming...


* Forgotten One sees that in addition to crushing you to death, the dice have all come up 20...


* Forgotten One digs through the dice, and takes the precious.


Precious Count: 00001 (<- This feels very 'Pants Dragon'-ish by the way...)

[ZenithCard]

I take time out from the Duel I'm supposedly supposed to fight one of these days to remove Forgotten One's internal organs with a spork. style, of course.

After I donate all of FO's organs to hospitals, I steel the precious and then return to the stadium where I'm still awaiting the start of the duel.

Precious Count: 003

[Forgotten One]

* Forgotten One goes to said duel as the head judge and referee, gives Z_C a negative 20 for the spork attack, and Z_C dies of shame and humiliation...


* Forgotten One takes the precious back after dragging your ass behind my chariot a few times around the arena...


Precious Count: 00002

[ZenithCard]

I throw a single shuriken that kills Forgotten One, his horses, and destroys his chariot simultaneously. s can do that you know.

After untying myself and tending to my dragging injuries, I grab the precious and vanish in a puff of smoke.

Precious Count: 004

[Forgotten One]

* Forgotten One notices that as Z_C vanishes in a puff of smoke, the Precious is not affected by such foolish shenanigans and it drops to the ground at the very spot Z_C was last seen.


* Forgotten One waits for the smoke to clear, then swoops in and grabs the Precious once again as his own...


Precious Count - 00003

[ZenithCard]

The Precious that Forgotten One holds explodes, dealing lethal damage to him

Forgotten one collapses.

I had the real precious all along, and just used the fake to take out the competition.

Precious Count: 005 (?)

[Jon]

* Jon hits ZenithCard directly over the back of the head with a steel chair, carefully takes The Precious from his lifeless hand, and tucks it into the small safety of his shirt pocket.


Precious count: .00001x10^-5

[Forgotten One]

* Forgotten One gets the Sweedish Bikini Team to come over and start beckoning Jon to take off his shirt. The obliges...


* Forgotten One swoops in, steals the shirt, cuts open the safety pocket, and reclaims the Precious...


Precious Count - 4

[Jon]

* Jon and the Swedish bikini team chase Forgotten One off of a very tall cliff. After several hours of intense celebration, I then reclaim The Precious and use it to sneak away.


Jon's Precious Count: .000000000000002x10^-15